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A retro edition of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue on the Radio 4 iPlayer.

Well I suppose it's better than being a circumflex.

Well that's next year's Eurovision entry sorted.

I quite liked that.

Even by your standards, fucking hell man Suddenly I'm doubly glad we won't be near neighbours.

Phew, we won't quite be neighbours. Good luck with it all though. If you need someone to guide you round the wacky world of soft furnishings at IKEA Croydon...

You don't really get that with trains, no. And booking early is definitely the way to go, either way. EDIT: Although many operators - NXEC (ex-GNER), for example - only release their cheap tickets 3 months beforehand, say, so there are limits on "early" too. Actually, the whole thing sucks baals.

Ding ding! Godwin's law is achieved in 74. Good work everyone, same time same place tomorrow?

Lad done good. He'll probably get raped off Nadal, but still.

Does that mean you won't if I'm not?

I said nothing of the sort. You're obsessed, man.

Or before someone comes along and brings the frivolity crashing to the ground by making a tedious point about falling exam standards.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7481715.stm A friend of mine once answered a GCSE question by drawing a picture of a man holding a sign saying "EAT CHEESE". I wonder if he'd have got 1/27 for that (or 2/27 with punctuation, naturally).

And I WikiQuote: Inspired writing or what?

Dead Famous is shite too. Or rather the characterisation is a big fat load of cliché, so there's no chance of the story holding up.

Number 5 in the UK charts: Hurrah! Top 3 still consists of Coldplay, Duffy and Neil Diamond: Bah!

That's class actually.

I see Fernando Torresofliverpool comprehensively outplayed Michael Ballackofchelsea. Was there a game on, by the way?

About the same time it became significantly more than 19.5%, apparently.

You do attract the wankers, don't you? Given the sub-title, it's no surprise you're one of the major contributors to this thread. Ah, but remember the J69 mantra, you're not a Real Gay unless you're a taker.

Best. Thing. Ever. Seriously though, I loved that song when I was a kid. Didn't understand a word of it, but hey.

You do attract the wankers, don't you?

Do real people really do that? Never mind menstruation, that's a straight-out punchable offence.

Exactly. I've got standing orders for three charities and I'll give if friends are doing one-off events, but anyone who approaches me on the street brandishing a clipboard can fuck right off. Particularly since they're getting paid for it.