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I'd love to see the Daily Mail's "Our taxes are all going to immigrants, asylum seekers, paedophiles and disabled lesbians " headlines if the government of the day ever tried it...

There's a bunch of Italian teenagers on some exchange thing at Goldsmiths College at the minute, which is where I go to the gym. While I realise they're hardly going to get dolled up to kick a football around a field in Sahf Lahndan inbetween exciting cultural events, some of the fashion sense on display is an absolute shocker. Not as bad as the French, mind. Luminous backpacks ahoy!

I've always just assumed that Leazes agreed with the board on those points.

Tennis is for gay people and women. Not being prejudiced just stating a fact. What about those ex forces compratriots of yours who do the sentry duties That would be a duty. They are paid to be there. they are all volunteers, as well you [probably] know DO you want to do guard duty, Clean vehicles, first aid courses, NBC courses. Or go to wimbledon for 3 weeks? Anyone who refuses to choose the loafing option because he thinks it'll make him look like a real man is clearly not a real man.

A retro edition of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue on the Radio 4 iPlayer.

Well I suppose it's better than being a circumflex.

Well that's next year's Eurovision entry sorted.

I quite liked that.

Even by your standards, fucking hell man Suddenly I'm doubly glad we won't be near neighbours.

Phew, we won't quite be neighbours. Good luck with it all though. If you need someone to guide you round the wacky world of soft furnishings at IKEA Croydon...

You don't really get that with trains, no. And booking early is definitely the way to go, either way. EDIT: Although many operators - NXEC (ex-GNER), for example - only release their cheap tickets 3 months beforehand, say, so there are limits on "early" too. Actually, the whole thing sucks baals.

Ding ding! Godwin's law is achieved in 74. Good work everyone, same time same place tomorrow?

Lad done good. He'll probably get raped off Nadal, but still.

Does that mean you won't if I'm not?

I said nothing of the sort. You're obsessed, man.

Or before someone comes along and brings the frivolity crashing to the ground by making a tedious point about falling exam standards.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7481715.stm A friend of mine once answered a GCSE question by drawing a picture of a man holding a sign saying "EAT CHEESE". I wonder if he'd have got 1/27 for that (or 2/27 with punctuation, naturally).

And I WikiQuote: Inspired writing or what?

Dead Famous is shite too. Or rather the characterisation is a big fat load of cliché, so there's no chance of the story holding up.

Number 5 in the UK charts: Hurrah! Top 3 still consists of Coldplay, Duffy and Neil Diamond: Bah!

That's class actually.

I see Fernando Torresofliverpool comprehensively outplayed Michael Ballackofchelsea. Was there a game on, by the way?

About the same time it became significantly more than 19.5%, apparently.

You do attract the wankers, don't you? Given the sub-title, it's no surprise you're one of the major contributors to this thread. Ah, but remember the J69 mantra, you're not a Real Gay unless you're a taker.

Best. Thing. Ever. Seriously though, I loved that song when I was a kid. Didn't understand a word of it, but hey.