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It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about? Don't their editors check the facts? Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique! And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article. If they'd remembered him they'd have marked him down as a flop manc-fop(lite) anyway. fyp You know Flop would have been a good acronym for manc-fop(lite), but it would have just 'd too many people. Not least those who know what an acronym is.

ROCKER PAUL MCARTNEY TO BUY NUFC FORMER LEBANON HOSTAGE IN NUFC TAKEOVER SHOCK

ASHLEY TO TURN NUFC INTO SHOE REPAIRING OUTFIT! SCHUMACHER IN SHOCK NUFC LINK! Ahh, Headline Chinese Whispers...

Iron Maiden - Best of the Beast

Everytime I see this for some reason it reads, flop Everytime I see it, I'm reminded of how shit it is.

And was that Fathers 4 Justice bloke anywhere nearby at the time?

dEUS - Vantage Point

Oh yeah, mine was on tape too. I didn't realise we were limiting things to CDs. I didn't get a CD player until about 1996 or something, so... The OP suggests we weren't I was trying to spare his feelings.

Oh yeah, mine was on tape too. I didn't realise we were limiting things to CDs. I didn't get a CD player until about 1996 or something, so...

Homophobe.

This: Any residual cool that may still have is, however, instantly eradicated by the fact that this was my first single: Not even that release, either; I had (and still have) the limited edition with the results of that year's World Championships on the back and a charming photo of Joe Johnson on the front.

I'll often try to "in" friends as "skirtlifters" if I think they're behaving dangerously straight.

I never said a word. It was just an experiment to see if the obsessives would come. Experiment successful, I think. Pssht. If I posted a story about two gay dwarves getting it on in the bushes without any comment on my part, I'd still expect SMO and Wacky to turn up within seconds. That's no achievement.

Tesco had carrots reduced to nowt, so I'm making soup for lunch (and beyond). The bags the carrots came in boast the handy advice "Use in soups or enjoy as a tasty snack!" When did we become so retarded that we need to be told what is and isn't a "tasty snack", for fuck's sake?

I'd love to see the Daily Mail's "Our taxes are all going to immigrants, asylum seekers, paedophiles and disabled lesbians " headlines if the government of the day ever tried it...

There's a bunch of Italian teenagers on some exchange thing at Goldsmiths College at the minute, which is where I go to the gym. While I realise they're hardly going to get dolled up to kick a football around a field in Sahf Lahndan inbetween exciting cultural events, some of the fashion sense on display is an absolute shocker. Not as bad as the French, mind. Luminous backpacks ahoy!

I've always just assumed that Leazes agreed with the board on those points.

Tennis is for gay people and women. Not being prejudiced just stating a fact. What about those ex forces compratriots of yours who do the sentry duties That would be a duty. They are paid to be there. they are all volunteers, as well you [probably] know DO you want to do guard duty, Clean vehicles, first aid courses, NBC courses. Or go to wimbledon for 3 weeks? Anyone who refuses to choose the loafing option because he thinks it'll make him look like a real man is clearly not a real man.

A retro edition of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue on the Radio 4 iPlayer.

Well I suppose it's better than being a circumflex.

Well that's next year's Eurovision entry sorted.

I quite liked that.

Even by your standards, fucking hell man Suddenly I'm doubly glad we won't be near neighbours.