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At last, CT's vote for Corbyn finally pays off

Judging from the enthusiastic tone of this response, I'm guessing the EBU didn't warn the BBC about this announcement in advance

The exact point at which it became clear how much trouble we were in.

More of this "telling right-wing blowhards that they're liars when they're lying" business, please

He texted Kelly Rowland using it but she never messaged back.

Todd Bonzalez hat-trick, sorted.

"In 2022... a puncture occurred"

Both

It could have been Passion. Pride. Promotion. or Passionate. Proud. Promoted. But nope.

Well you don't get that with Ryanair

Oof. That's far too plausible. I wouldn't rule out Potter being willing to jump, mind.

Not you Craig, you're all right.

I like it when England are good because it makes people I like happy, but I like it when England are bad because it makes people I dislike unhappy. It's a dilemma and no mistake.

This is getting quite funny now

VAR is a deck.

Or not. Oof.

FOOTBALL'S CHRIS WOOD strikes again

Different story tonight, Costa Rica one up after 3 minutes. How is Joel Campbell still only 29?

Well worth waiting 120 minutes for

In a shocking development, a match in Qatar in June between two teams desperate not to lose is about to finish 0-0 AET Aussies have just done the keeper substitution power move for the pens!