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Nitty Gritty Dirt Band - Fishin' In The Dark

Meat Loaf - Dead Ringer For Love

Billy Bragg - Shirley Lawnmower Deth - Billy

Happy birthday the noo! Hope you've had a grand old day mate.

Oi

Shirley Bassey - Goldfinger

Therapy? - Screamager

Maybe we didn't pull in the expected ratings last season? The first half of the season in particular wasn't exactly much to look at...

Class

You needed to edit that? Jesus Wacky, that's piss poor, even for you. He originally said three but then his lass corrected him.

I'd say "best stay off the roads to avoid her", but the pavement is probably where she'll be doing most of her driving...

I dabble in other people's finances. *awaits original pickpocket scouser jokes* Financial portfolio manager. Good lad. I'm a financial translator really. (The gimp mask thing is just a pastime.)

I design gimp masks for senior City executives.

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?

Christian Kjellvander - Songs From A Two-Room Chapel Because you can't beat a bit of Swedish alt-country/Americana.

Soundgarden - A-Sides

Aye, it's been looming for a while despite the best attempts of Big Government to massage the figures. Probably best to let it happen and deal with the fallout, unpleasant though it may be, but then that's not much of a vote-grabber...

A very happy birthday to the forum's favourite ballboy.

*bouncy mcbounce*

Start with a toast? Controversial!

R.E.M. - Why Not Smile

Start with "They say the best man's speech is the worst five minutes of the groom's day. The bride's worst five minutes, of course, come later." Sorted.

Stan Ridgway - Camouflage

Sorry. It seemed better than just saying "dunno", which is the real answer.