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Sitges is fairly rainbow-striped and that's nearby, I think. Sounds horrendous mind.

Cracking with vodka and a slice of lime though.

Success isn't about everybody else failing. Worked fine for Greece at Euro 2004.

An entirely reasonable response to seeing a Porsche penis extension parked outside a bloody Co-Op, if you ask me.

Benvingut!

Still do when it is available. Some British ex-pat friends of mine lugged eight loaves of the stuff back to Germany with them the last time they were here. There's devotion, and then there's obsession... I've managed to find a place that does Marmite now. I used to get visitors to bring me Patak's curry pastes (until I found them in a decent Asia-Laden), chocolate Hobnobs and Monster Munch. Customs would have been perplexed, I'm sure...

Still do when it is available. Some British ex-pat friends of mine lugged eight loaves of the stuff back to Germany with them the last time they were here. There's devotion, and then there's obsession...

Digestives with peanut butter are lersh.

Fresh water? Please, I'm parched.

Might have known it'd be a show fronted by Proper Geordies.

On the other hand, if she survives the next few years she'll probably be fucking immortal. Certainly seems to be the two options for 60s/70s legends anyway.

It's like Judge Judy's courtroom on here like.

Murray Mount/Mound? I was trying my best to avoid referring to it as such, or its prior incarnation as "Henman Hill". Oh dear. Rusedski Ridge as I once heard it called. Ffs Dear God, I am thankful I had thus far never heard that one. Some kind of natural disaster in that concentrated area would be most welcome. Maybe unleash a mob of Rangers fans armed with a vat of buckfast, they're always good fun at open-air sports viewings.

Could just as easily be a description of Weezer - Career tbh. Wrong!

Could just as easily be a description of Weezer - Career tbh.

The Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs

and how the fuck did you sneak this one into the thread without the obligatory abuse? I'm saddened it took you so long to notice.

You could entitle it "Rants in the Key of Cunt".

Mojitos ahoy! Happy birthday to ya.

I dunno, there's an awful lot of supposedly "middle-class" people with 32-flat buy-to-let portfolios or multiple credit cards, just waiting for the world to catch up with them and ask for some money. The early 1990s this ain't.

The Day Today 2xDVD. It's always been full price when I've looked for it before, and I've got it on video so I've not bothered until now, but a chance conversation with wor Danny got me on the hunt again and both Amazon and hmv.co.uk have it for £6.99. Result!

But you've heard of kid rock Thanks to the pric that is banned, yes! Is that pric as in craic? It's pric as in thic.

"Tease me, tease me, tease me, tease me baby till I lose control"? Somebody call Social Services!

You can say that again. I got involved with this manchild once and all I got for my troubles was arrested.