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Seems only reasonable. I'd have had the kid detonated in a controlled explosion, that'd learn 'em.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Honey%2C_I%27m_Home

Oy vey!

Sounds like paradise. It would be if there weren't so many German students ruining the place.

Seriously though, I do like a wee dram from time to time, but I'm no expert. There's a place back in Mainz called Kamin that has a roaring fireplace in the middle of the room, a list of whiskies as long as your arm and a gnarled old proprietor who'll happily talk you through them all. Lovely stuff.

Not a patch on JK Rowling. Did some canny stuff though.

I bet you do, I bet you do.

I've got Shane Warne's. He's got a copy of my band's last CD. That'll teach Hampshire not to stay in the same hotel as my mate's wedding.

The World Series

People found not guilty of high-profile crimes under UK law?

DO TEHY COM FROM JORMANY LOL :MNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:

Erm. I think "jesusmommytitfuckingchrist" just about covers it.

In fairness to the guy, even when he was commercially lauded in the mid-90s he seemed to be struggling with being "that bloke from the Jam who people like again now that he's got old and given up the Style Council brass overdose". Not that he was ever particularly old even during the "Stanley Road" era, since he started out so young in first place. He seems a lot more comfortable and focused nowadays, though, even if the spark has understandably dimmed a bit.

That's what's kept me buying every Therapy? album since 2000. At least your band was Earth-straddling in the first place.

Tom Waits - Step Right Up FTW </tkeith>

Hiccy Birthday! As a treat, I'll let you have Brock for the day.

Well sure. the gays want the illegal cock. It's not rocket science if you're willing to whore yourself.

I've always thought Dünyayi kurtaran adam'in oglu was a bag of shite. In all seriousness though, no Coyote Ugly?

And yet, to swim against the current, your folks called you Rob. He comes from a long line of petty criminals.

Oh. I was hoping it'd be someone interesting. Welcome back.

It's all right, the Express says house prices will rise 25% in the next year, so all is still good with the world.