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Celebrity edition on tonight. Danielle Lloyd, Bianca Gascoigne, Harvey from So Solid Crew and some bloke off Hollyoaks. How Sky One is that definition of "celebrity"?

He's rattling away on ITV now. "We" this and "we" that. What a wanker.

I know nobody else who can be wasted and pretentious at the same time. Kudos.

Class. I mean, faintly pathetic too, but basically class.

That makes an awful lot of sense. I remember him trying to seduce me with the contents of his hipflask on a late-night Metro once.

Is that really a bad thing? Not at all sober living in a tiny wee village SUCKS! p.s. thanks all Good man yourself.

...gentile Andouillette?

Nope. Just proud.

Stoke is fucking awful. I quite like Birmingham, but then I was a stoodent there so I suppose I'd have to. Manchester has always been shit when I've been there, but I'm reliably assured that it's actually a really nice place and I just attract the local nutters.

We barely knew him. Hippy brothday!

It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about? Don't their editors check the facts? Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique! And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article. If they'd remembered him they'd have marked him down as a flop manc-fop(lite) anyway. fyp You know Flop would have been a good acronym for manc-fop(lite), but it would have just 'd too many people. Not least those who know what an acronym is. See you were 'd anyway. Yes, you were. Ooooooooh no I wasn't. Homophobe.

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It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about? Don't their editors check the facts? Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique! And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article. If they'd remembered him they'd have marked him down as a flop manc-fop(lite) anyway. fyp You know Flop would have been a good acronym for manc-fop(lite), but it would have just 'd too many people. Not least those who know what an acronym is. See you were 'd anyway. Yes, you were.

Ok, fair call but I bet he was in Johnny Marr once or twice so you reckon it wasn't a thorn in his side afterall I doubt he ever punctured his bicycle on a hillside.

It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about? Don't their editors check the facts? Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique! And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article. If they'd remembered him they'd have marked him down as a flop manc-fop(lite) anyway. fyp You know Flop would have been a good acronym for manc-fop(lite), but it would have just 'd too many people. Not least those who know what an acronym is.

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Iron Maiden - Best of the Beast

Everytime I see this for some reason it reads, flop Everytime I see it, I'm reminded of how shit it is.

And was that Fathers 4 Justice bloke anywhere nearby at the time?

dEUS - Vantage Point

Oh yeah, mine was on tape too. I didn't realise we were limiting things to CDs. I didn't get a CD player until about 1996 or something, so... The OP suggests we weren't I was trying to spare his feelings.

Oh yeah, mine was on tape too. I didn't realise we were limiting things to CDs. I didn't get a CD player until about 1996 or something, so...