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That'd be grand. I may not be there pre-match, depending on those mysterious Other Commitments, but post-match looks a decent bet. I'll keep you informed so you can wash and darn your lucky pants in good time.

you up at the weekend (Trent, rude boy) 'Fraid not sir, should be up for the next one though (Hull in mid-September).

Accurate picture, that. No chairs.

Well I'm certainly relieved your driving has got worse since. OK, I'll stop now.

Squelch.

Oh.... My.... It's no good, I can't bring myself to do it.

Don't worry, the song's been all over the radio and TV for the last six months so I'm sure nobody will have missed it.

So we are.

You can just imagine the music from the adverts and Brock whispering in her ear... "This is not just a quickie this is a quickie that leaves you with stubble rash..." FYP

Instructor should pay for the new test really.

Could have sworn she ran yesterday like. Aye, she deliberately loses in the Olympics though because there's no way winning gold would be lucrative in any way. Hides her gold medals from the World Championships, the European Championships, the Commonwealth Games and the World Cross-Country Championships because her sponsors would take umbrage at backing someone successful tbh.

Seems harsh to be failed for that, if it was a purely mechanical failure and not something he did... I've rattled off the tale countless times, but I managed to run over a brick and lose a hubcap on my test and still pass. Inconsistent examiners or what?

MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'D

Liu Xiang out of the 110mH with leg-knack

Nimrod's my favourite of theirs by far. At least it's a bit... different.

Quite fancy Andy Baddeley for a medal in the 1500m after the semis. Big Christine O. should get silver in the 400m too. Other than that, Idowu will probably screw up as usual, Sotherton was depressingly average and even the relays aren't looking too crash-hot now that Jamaica are the best country in the world at everything ever.

Apparently I forgot "damned if she sort of does".

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Oh well, not far off. And you can say what you like about sending crocks to the Olympics, but Radcliffe did bloody well, all things considered. And apparently Liz Yelling broke a rib when she fell halfway through, so ditto for her. Not exactly a classic night. Two thumbs up for the Romanian granny who won it though, only one who had the guts to try and make a race of it...

We turned on just as that lass was dropping out and were absolutely convinced it was Radcliffe until they showed her from the front. Now that's confidence.

R.I.P. Wellard

It was used in an anti-drink-driving public safety ad a few years back, wasn't it?

Decent name for a baby that, Turnip.

And belated congrats to KCG too, should have read the first page first really