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I bet you've had that joke stored up for ages ! Nah. It doesn't even hold water if you think about it too much. So hush please.

I've got a vision of 50,000 grown men singing happy songs while staring at a row of bloke's arses. I'm in.

Now starring as Mr. Red in a new production of Reservoir Mongs...

Jonny man, I just want to come over and give you a big gay hug tonight. And I mean that in a totally non-gay way. Or something.

I need to get a turntable too, still hanging on to loads of old stuff that I should probably have got rid of a long time ago, but there's nothing quite like giving scratchy old records a spin. (There's probably an innuendo in there too, isn't there?) Meanwhile: Jimmy Nail - Big River. I'm feeling reasonably maudlin tonight.

Wonder if they include travel.... Aye. With the official travel club. No alcohol (except for the owner).

What you been doing? blowing dust off your vinal or something? That's rather a personal question, if you don't mind me saying so. I do actually have the single of that bloody song, mind. Picked it up in a charity shop years later, in my defence. Not much of a defence really...

Still hilarious.

Midge Ure - If I Was

Gosh. Have they employed a proofreader for once? It almost reads like English.

Simon & Garfunkel - The Boxer

Aye, belated happytimes and all that.

In a country where it's allowed, of course. Well I'd hardly whisk him all the way to Iran when I can have him for the price of an Amstel and a wedge of gouda.

Snogging a Ruud van Nistelrooy lookalike.

Never was there a less enticing thread title. Mind, I was still enticed.

You answer that question yourself - he's where the buck stops as far as idiotic executive appointments are concerned.

I've got whatever BaByliss implement was cheap-but-not-scalp-rippingly-cheap at Boots when I finally got rid of my locks about five years ago. It's served me well ever since, but then I only shave my bonce every few weeks depending on laziness, so it mightn't be the tool for the gentleman who requires a more frequent clip. Or, indeed, who requires a product that isn't called BaByliss, for heaven's sake.

Well sure, if the thing that's illegal is homosexual acts rather than being one thing or another. Just like it's not illegal to be a paedophile, even in Portsmouth, just as long as you're not acting on it.

fish fingers sandwiches with a touch of mayo, now that's what I'm talking about! Tartar(e?) sauce for the wonning.

There's a fine track she did with a fella called Denez Prigent called "Gortoz a ran", I think it's on a film soundtrack of some description but I can't be bothered to Google it right now. Well worth tracking down if you don't already know it, anyway. As for me: The Loud Family - Interbabe Concern.

If there's a clause in his contract that gives him a quid every time a commentator makes a joke about struggling to pronounce his name and/or how it sounds in a Geordie accent, I'm sure he'll be a happy boy.

Ooh, there's a new one out? Lovely jubbly. That's tomorrow's lunch break walk soundtrack sorted. They played Paul Anka's version of Bon Jovi's "It's My Life" at the end of my fella's graduation ceremony yesterday. Completely, spectacularly inappropriate.

Aaaaand this level of humbling expertise is why I'll never post links to my exceedingly rubbish band. Even if Brock does like them. (Q.E.D., some might say. )

Wise is still at club, not sure for how much longer. Jesus christ.

That's exactly how I read it too. I know it's not a laughing matter, but :angry: