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Hiccy Birthday! As a treat, I'll let you have Brock for the day.

Well sure. the gays want the illegal cock. It's not rocket science if you're willing to whore yourself.

I've always thought Dünyayi kurtaran adam'in oglu was a bag of shite. In all seriousness though, no Coyote Ugly?

And yet, to swim against the current, your folks called you Rob. He comes from a long line of petty criminals.

Oh. I was hoping it'd be someone interesting. Welcome back.

It's all right, the Express says house prices will rise 25% in the next year, so all is still good with the world.

Ah, but has he been seen doing keepy-uppies through security control at Newcastle Airport?

As a music consumer, I'm never happier than when I get to know a relatively obscure artist via MySpazz or similar, see them live in an intimate venue and buy their self-produced CD from them in person. That said, I invariably have no idea how much they're getting paid to perform and how much is being siphoned off by the venue/promoter/etc., to what extent they get any profit out of their CDs, and so on. In fact I do wonder how a lot of less famous performers ever make enough to feed themselves, never mind actually turn a reasonable profit.

La clunge surely? - you can't get much more feminine than a clunge. I don't know, there's a fair few male fannies on here.

What the fuck?

Mor ve Ötesi - Cambaz

I watch our Sky/Setanta games in a Millwall pub. (Knuckle-)cracking atmosphere.

I'm still only 21 aswell. Amazing! I was about to say something snarky about cat years until I realised that's the other way round.

Class

Dierks Bentley - Long Trip Alone More fine crunchy 'n' western from my second gig in as many nights. I'm fucking knackered.

Bugger me, is he still only 21? Happy birthday fella.

Aye, I got that impression. Cheers though - for all I deride London pubs, there are a few Aussie-owned bars that actually have what look like vaguely obscure beers available alongside the usual suspects, hence my line of questioning. I'll investigate the next time I'm unfortunate enough to be dragged along to somewhere convict-themed.

I'd give stevie's left nut (if he had one) for my locals to have beer half as decent as an average London pub. The local I've just moved away from every 6 months installs Hoegaarden on tap but then four weeks later removes it because they are fucking idiots and can't pull a decent beer to save their life. Australian beers (VB, Toohey's New and other such shite) they just pour until beer, not foam, starts to flow over the edge of the glass. Luckily there is a Belgian Bier Cafe now within walking distance of my new home! Yum Gouden Carolus. Plenty of British pubs, bar staff and (worst of all) punters still think that a beer with any kind of head on it is a criminal offence. Mind you, with Aussie beers I can understand treating it like the pisswater it is. I jest, of course. There must be some decent Australian beers, in the same way that even the wastelands of Canada come up with some dead nice honey beers - I just haven't been exposed to them yet (i.e. can't be bothered to find out). Any tips?

I'll take it intravenously then. Place I went to tonight, half pub half live music venue, had Paulaner on tap and Negra Modelo bottled. Not a bad show for a Lahndan scabhole.

You mean you haven't got a range of branded glasses, snaffled from the better quality of pub over the years? What kind of savage are you?

OK, a lot of the Newcastle stuff is so vague as to be useless. Oh well.

Canny album, but a bit wearying after a while, plus (as mentioned) there's the eligibility factor. I tend to prefer Krauss on her own, anyway. Full marks for the Waits cover though.