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That's because he was trying to manipulate the charts to get a number 1 record in 6 consecutive decades. But he failed. Ha ha.

Delighting the stoners and boring the pants off the sober at the great gig in the sky. RIP fella.

The name alone made me think of this.

Can I ask one too? Does "ouch" count as an opinion? Homophobe.

This surely the first time someone has used that word on Toontastic

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

Er habe fertig!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...-landslide.html Ouch.

Latest in a long line I fear. Can only really see the big national airlines and Ryanair/EasyJet coming out of this one relatively unscathed.

I see your Bees and raise you some fire I raise you avram grant and john terry I raise you up to more than you can be

yourcodenameis:matty

I'm getting a back, sack 'n' crack for Jonny and Steve's pleasure on Saturday anyway, so count me in. Oh, wait, facial hair you say...

Copy a space from somewhere and use ctrl+V?

There's a decent chance I won't be around for whatever date you end up picking, whereas last time it was a tie-in with the summer pissup so the humiliation was worth the effort. If I'm in town when it happens, though, I'll holler.

The smiley-faced planes are particularly pleasing.

No need for you to labour in the shadow of that attention-hogger. Happy birthday!

TOM!!!! Last post by: Tom My head hurts.

Truly a legend in his own lunchtime. Happy birthday mate, and may all your hipflasks be filled with bizarre port-based concoctions until kingdom come.

The best thing what they did.

"So I says to her, I says..." is a total northern gran-ism. Don't knock it! Knock, says I! Ah well, my British gran's been dead for 15 years anyway, she probably won't mind. If you must, then...

"So I says to her, I says..." is a total northern gran-ism. Don't knock it!

Someone on the news used 'span' as the past tense of spin whilst talking about the Grand Prix on Sunday. It's 'spun' you thick twat, a span is measurement between two points. I think you can use "he span" or "he spun" (right?). It's definitely "he has spun" though. English, man. I'm amazed the world bothers trying to speak it sometimes.

Nah, 100% isn't enough any more. It's got to be at least 110% these days.

It's the abuse of tenses that gets me. "He's played the ball into me, the defender's missed it and I've buried it in the back of the net."

Aye, it's on. Nice one sir