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It makes the tactics of cycle sprinting look positively transparent.

A Somali lass just ran the 200m in 32.16, bless her little cotton headscarf.

No need to bite his head off.

Echo and the Bunnymen - Silver Silver Sun - I'll See You Around You and I - Brock Landers and the Mustang Candy Cake Candy Flip - Strawberry Fields Forever

Echo and the Bunnymen - Silver Silver Sun - I'll See You Around

Tom Waits - Rain Dogs Might not be my absolute favouritest album ever, but I think it'd be my desert island pick, if only for its sheer durability.

Nah, but you may want to examine this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code

That'd be grand. I may not be there pre-match, depending on those mysterious Other Commitments, but post-match looks a decent bet. I'll keep you informed so you can wash and darn your lucky pants in good time.

you up at the weekend (Trent, rude boy) 'Fraid not sir, should be up for the next one though (Hull in mid-September).

Accurate picture, that. No chairs.

Well I'm certainly relieved your driving has got worse since. OK, I'll stop now.

Squelch.

Oh.... My.... It's no good, I can't bring myself to do it.

Don't worry, the song's been all over the radio and TV for the last six months so I'm sure nobody will have missed it.

So we are.

You can just imagine the music from the adverts and Brock whispering in her ear... "This is not just a quickie this is a quickie that leaves you with stubble rash..." FYP

Instructor should pay for the new test really.

Could have sworn she ran yesterday like. Aye, she deliberately loses in the Olympics though because there's no way winning gold would be lucrative in any way. Hides her gold medals from the World Championships, the European Championships, the Commonwealth Games and the World Cross-Country Championships because her sponsors would take umbrage at backing someone successful tbh.

Seems harsh to be failed for that, if it was a purely mechanical failure and not something he did... I've rattled off the tale countless times, but I managed to run over a brick and lose a hubcap on my test and still pass. Inconsistent examiners or what?

MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'D

Liu Xiang out of the 110mH with leg-knack

Nimrod's my favourite of theirs by far. At least it's a bit... different.

Quite fancy Andy Baddeley for a medal in the 1500m after the semis. Big Christine O. should get silver in the 400m too. Other than that, Idowu will probably screw up as usual, Sotherton was depressingly average and even the relays aren't looking too crash-hot now that Jamaica are the best country in the world at everything ever.