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Everything posted by Meenzer
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There's a decent chance I won't be around for whatever date you end up picking, whereas last time it was a tie-in with the summer pissup so the humiliation was worth the effort. If I'm in town when it happens, though, I'll holler.
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The smiley-faced planes are particularly pleasing.
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No need for you to labour in the shadow of that attention-hogger. Happy birthday!
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TOM!!!! Last post by: Tom My head hurts.
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Truly a legend in his own lunchtime. Happy birthday mate, and may all your hipflasks be filled with bizarre port-based concoctions until kingdom come.
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The best thing what they did.
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"So I says to her, I says..." is a total northern gran-ism. Don't knock it! Knock, says I! Ah well, my British gran's been dead for 15 years anyway, she probably won't mind. If you must, then...
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"So I says to her, I says..." is a total northern gran-ism. Don't knock it!
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Someone on the news used 'span' as the past tense of spin whilst talking about the Grand Prix on Sunday. It's 'spun' you thick twat, a span is measurement between two points. I think you can use "he span" or "he spun" (right?). It's definitely "he has spun" though. English, man. I'm amazed the world bothers trying to speak it sometimes.
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Nah, 100% isn't enough any more. It's got to be at least 110% these days.
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It's the abuse of tenses that gets me. "He's played the ball into me, the defender's missed it and I've buried it in the back of the net."
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Aye, it's on. Nice one sir
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Seems to be in the clear on Sky channel 423 too. Don't quote me though, they're on adverts so something might still go wrong.
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Howay then, some of Mohammed Atta's old cell members must still be living round your way. Get on the case!
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I wasn't and I didn't. Made some useful pocket money on Montenegro-Ireland though. First person to mention it at the Trent on Saturday gets a free G&T.
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Andorra 1-1 Belarus with not long to go
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I've bet against Ireland getting anything out of Montenegro, but that's all.
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Randy Newman - Harps And Angels In which Newman turns into mid-70s Tom Waits, and Meenzer is happy.
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Can one fella with no hair groom another? I didn't actually say who was grooming who either... So what you're saying is we're both after Matt's pies?
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I was going to go for "Falls mainly on John Smeaton" but a) that's shit and I wasn't sure of the spelling... And 3 he lives in Glasgow. He never.
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He was probably disgusted at the prospect of accepting money from someone who willingly lives in a city full of darkie criminals.
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...that there'd be about ten European countries more corrupt than Turkey? Including the UK? Psst... I think you're misreading the table.
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...that there'd be about ten European countries more corrupt than Turkey?
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We churn out a load of shit music? Can't argue with that.