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Meenzer

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  1. In the absence of a decent chippy round here, this thread has me sorely tempted to implement a lunch/Potato Waffle fusion paradigm right now.
  2. What are the three things you're best at (quality-wise, not too specific)? Umm.. I dunno. I'm shite at talking myself up. Probably means I'll struggle to find a new job. I hate the way CVs these days have to be all about summing up your Skills Offering in a snappy paragraph and so on. Mind you, "what salary would you expect?" discussions unnerve me too, so it's possibly just the concept of 21st century work that scares me in general.
  3. Seriously, am I missing something? Surely two flavours of Dorito in one bag is just, well, two flavours in one bag? What could possibly be the point?
  4. All I know is Gosforth Chippy >>> generic Chinese takeaway on the same parade that's open a bit later so sometimes you have to even though you know it's going to be a crushing disappointment.
  5. I think Alex is your man. I promptly forgot all about this thread after many of you (esp alex) made suggestions to me, my apologies. Like I would have ever listened to anything that Patrokles suggested though. Quite funny how he took the huff re: the above btw He always was a mardly little twat. Enough pent-up anger in him to be an Ipswich whore-slayer tbh.
  6. Should have stuck yourself in the fridge
  7. That wasn't even a euphemism or anything.
  8. You're telling me. Those things chafe.
  9. Ah, Rob. The 80s were his 80s.
  10. There was that TV programme everyone watched.
  11. I'd pour myself a whisky and get stuck into Tom Waits' back catalogue.
  12. You used to get those things. You know, with that stuff.
  13. That's "dunking biscuits into cups of tea while listening to Die Ärzte" out then?
  14. Meenzer

    Steve

    Happy birthday schnoogins.
  15. http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedCon...;threadid=56429
  16. "Ireland to beat who they're playing" is the new "Planning" tbh.
  17. I dunno, I'm still gutted he hates specky people too.
  18. Tickets for a birthday-depression-busting trip to Cologne and Hamburg.
  19. Meenzer

    Sir Cliff

    Wrong and thoroughly joyless, all in one post. Nice work.
  20. Meenzer

    Sir Cliff

    No shame in that. I had the same option available to me in the glory days of '86 and ended up buying Chas and Dave's "Snooker Loopy". * * Of course I was manipulated into doing so.
  21. Meenzer

    Sir Cliff

    That's because he was trying to manipulate the charts to get a number 1 record in 6 consecutive decades. But he failed. Ha ha. Do you honestly think the charts have ever been anything but a master-class in manipulation since the moment they were invented? Do you honestly think that every single week of the charts since 1952 has been grossly manipulated?
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