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And I was so sure this thread would be about the youngest Jonas Brother turning legal.

27-0 to Blackburn. Tim Sherwood double hat-trick.

"Ich... nichten... lichten" pretty much sums up my thoughts on the day, too.

Pot, kettle...

Eh

Only just ahead of From Justin To Kelly, too. Tough call.

Ey Fish. I made it through a whole 16 seconds of Brand's latest podcast, then he tried to pronounce "Dita von Teese" and I wanted terrible death to ensue. Sorry. I just can't do it. :

Good grief. Why are we all struggling along with our chosen careers when we could be "journalists" too?

Today is an Explosions In The Sky day.

It's the plague of modern football, and it's fucking horrendous to have to watch and bankroll. Outsiders might think the malaise among certain sections of our fanbase is due solely to the current situation, but it's simply the straw that broke the camel's back - any decent football fan should have the same feelings of deep unease as described above.

That's fine, we'll just get him in as manager. Sorted.

Hah. A fine comparison, that (and not just because of Dougie Hall's Gibraltar connections).

Pssht. Bunch of amateurs.

It's probably just a wind-up... Everybody watch out for articles with bad English in implausible-sounding publications such as the Abuja Inquirer. Actually, that could be perfectly legit...

Janis Ian - Stars

Aye, sorry about that. Normal Alf Poier service will be resumed as soon as we've got some new management in.

Must... not... grasp the throbbing rod of innuendo... I probably won't be out till near full-time, especially by the time I've got over from Goodge Street. That might be for the best though. Text me and let me know where you end up.

Down here, I assume? Tell me more, tell me more (like does it have a car?). Something to toast tonight through the football-induced depression, anyway.

No

Must we?

Yikes.

Redd Kross - Phaseshifter

Rob clearly still feeling guilty about that time he shackled his slaves and their wives and children in the basement of his mansion.

I think you mean "thingings", "gaggings" and "journalistings". I can do work

Is it The Sound Of Music?