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I think I'm going to have to retire the Ruud pic as my thread-spoiler of choice. what Ruud pic? Well if you absolutely insist...

I'd give it 3.14159/10.

Yeah, we've started using the fella's credit card recently for big online purchases (flights etc.) and doing a transfer to pay off the balance straight away. It's fine as long as you keep on top of things.

I'm not surprised you need a whole weekend

I think I'm going to have to retire the Ruud pic as my thread-spoiler of choice.

Well that's North London for you. At least down here you can take a tour of the latest batch of scorched buildings and chalk outlines while munching on your fried chicken.

My first place in Germany was a multicoloured, multinational bastion of gay abandon in an otherwise straight-laced family neighbourhood. We used to worry the local parents by holding huge network parties and inviting all their kids. It was fun.

4Lyn - Lyn German nu-metal. Who'd've thunk it?

Porn drive Martin. I dread to think... If you saw the number of episodes of The Amazing Race and bloody Australian Idol I'm having to load onto the thing, you'd wish it were hardcore gay porn.

Now that's what I call an appropriate way to hit 500 pages.

Euphamism ? Ice cream. For more.

Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie for the win. Even the frozen yoghurt version is pretty damn fine.

Yes, but what about Charles Chaplin?

After much talk, I have finally bought a 1TB hard drive.

And I was so sure this thread would be about the youngest Jonas Brother turning legal.

27-0 to Blackburn. Tim Sherwood double hat-trick.

"Ich... nichten... lichten" pretty much sums up my thoughts on the day, too.

Pot, kettle...

Eh

Only just ahead of From Justin To Kelly, too. Tough call.

Ey Fish. I made it through a whole 16 seconds of Brand's latest podcast, then he tried to pronounce "Dita von Teese" and I wanted terrible death to ensue. Sorry. I just can't do it. :

Good grief. Why are we all struggling along with our chosen careers when we could be "journalists" too?

Today is an Explosions In The Sky day.

It's the plague of modern football, and it's fucking horrendous to have to watch and bankroll. Outsiders might think the malaise among certain sections of our fanbase is due solely to the current situation, but it's simply the straw that broke the camel's back - any decent football fan should have the same feelings of deep unease as described above.

That's fine, we'll just get him in as manager. Sorted.