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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/busines...y-200810081308/ I know it's only satire, but gosh, we're a bit fucked.

That's one of the great pleasures of nightshifting that I have to admit missing just a little - a hearty breakfast of fresh Jorman bread and a glass of wine before bed.

Laibach - Volk Sort of weirdly awesome.

Nine Inch Nails vs. Ray Parker Jr. - The Ghost That Feeds Awesome.

Tickets for Eurobeat tomorrow night. £2 each. I'm a little scared.

Good thing nobody's likely to turn up wearing a black and white shirt then.

http://www.funny-videos.co.uk/popular/boro_pat.html

Interestingly, this also describes Jonny's manlove seduction technique.

It's the best sport the world has ever known (besides sumo), if that's worth anything.

Didn't say they won it, I suppose...

Now isn't that a coincidence?

She's awesome now she's gone all mental and tequila-y. Ray and the Ging Homs - I Opened Up A Gay Bar So I Could Bash Poofs

That was my point, yes. Would you like a flowchart next time?

Ditto.

I cried.

"I certainly have nothing against homosexuals. ... What I have got against them is..." Class.

Jesus christ. You can't be 21, you're 15! Happy birthday mate.

And all topped off by that San Marino goal. Legendary.

Sorry, I'm sure it's been said before, but what a shit poll.

Disaster - IKEA Croydon has had its alcohol licence temporarily revoked! Does anyone know a decent stockist of aquavit, either online or "IRL"? I don't think any of the major supermarkets have it, and I can't imagine it's high on the list of priorities for the High Street off-licences either, but maybe someone's seen it at one of the better ones? I can't really be arsed to trek around looking for it, but I know I'm going to get withdrawal symptoms soon...

It's no more of a "waste of money" than the football industry really.

It'll be interesting to see anyway, I'm slightly surprised current inflation hasn't caused some major fractures already. Ah, but there is no inflation. Not as long as the average shopping basket consists of 100g of rice and seven plasma TVs, anyway...

I think I spotted some canny buildings there too, but that could have been anything.

Day off work tomorrow. IKEA ahoy!