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Good stuff. Give my regards to the O-Feuer team and tell them the British poofs are invading next month for a long overdue taramasalata, kleftiko and acidic wine overdose.

That's an open invitation to get ye sel doon the Reiperbahn It means breaking all those promises I made to mesel. Trying to cut down on your 3am Hesburger intake, eh? Still stand by Burger King. Like the very classiest ladies of St. Pauli.

That's an open invitation to get ye sel doon the Reiperbahn It means breaking all those promises I made to mesel. Trying to cut down on your 3am Hesburger intake, eh?

Aw man. If you're 30 then I must be 30 soon. Fancy a celebratory game of Subbuteo some time soon?

More or less. And worse still, now that I've finally installed and formatted the thing (turns out it was just a dodgy pin on the Molex/SATA adapter - god bless modern technology), I fully intend to use the space to start making more and more beautiful music of my own.

You're telling me. It was yellow and everything.

Let me know how it goes. It certainly beats brewing beer in a bucket.

If only it was.

Didn't several of us have Tim Krul on MSN for a while?

I used to lurve her like. Appeared on the cover of the dodgy 8-/16-bit computer game "Barbarian" alongside Wolf from Gladiators. What more can you ask of a career?

Along the same sort of lines I saved a penalty from Gazza when I was at one of those 'Soccer Skills' things they used to hold at Gateshead Stadium in half-term.. Knew very little about it - the bastid fired it straight at my gut... Whereas all he did to my gut when I was a wee lad was buy me a pint at the Rupali. I was doomed from the start.

Aye, Andy Bell's been HIV positive since 1998 apparently. I think even I'd do Pink, just for the experience. And the gay discotheque street-cred, natch. As for my glorious avatar, who could resist those cheekbones?

I can't wait for the tourism industry in this country to get thoroughly shafted by Le Grand Crunch Creditois, as long as it plays into the hands of those who actually provide some value for the tourist euro-buck. As it stands, I always feel a bit embarrassed by the appeal this place has to Johnny Foreigner and the horrendous price/performance ratio he gets once he actually arrives.

Fucking hell Laz how much porn can one man accumulate? I'm starting to think me and Laz were separated at birth, I've been looking to get one of those this week ! That's the same one I bought last week. Still haven't managed to successfully install it, mind - computer shut down within five minutes and wouldn't boot up again, so I assume the PSU's overloaded/generally a bit past-it. Really ought to have a proper look at it sometime, there's not much point in having 1TB of glorious pornspace just sitting there in its box.

There's definitely a harsh case going round at the minute.

wasn't that sung by the cardigans? one of the worst gags ever. You obviously don't know the name of one of their songs then do you? i wouldn't of commented if i didn't understand the joke. they have a song called erase & rewind. you played on that song name. it sucked. i get it. My Ipod says it's called Erase-Rewind. My pub quiz brain says it's called Erase/Rewind.

Just been on that for the first time, it's class Me too. How fucking random?

I don't think there's anything I could confess to that would surprise anybody.

This actually happened? Congratulations!

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/cou...h-200810101314/

It sounds like the noise a diseased toad might make.

I always imagine Wacky saying the word "pric" in a high-pitched, camp voice à la Saddam Hussein in "I Can Change". Might just be me though.

Gym tonight. A couple of friends, a lorryload of wine, an MSG overdose of takeaway and a surfeit of Eurovision DVDs tomorrow night.