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Stil not as embarrassing as having Russell Brand as your (grand)son, I expect.

Happy birthday sir. Hope you've planned a good party.

Snakes with tits, the lot of them.

I love her price scale. "Well, clean they're worth 20... so let's say 23 for worn... and 25 for sex-worn." Talk about imagination.

Oh noes! They will make my operating system obsolete! ....ah, wait.

Bastids. Looks like we're heading for the same place tonight if anyone fancies it. Slightly short notice, I realise.

I was going to say, looks like someone in the over-25s category on X Factor with a heartwrenching hard-luck story.

That's not his sister?

I don't know why, but this makes me

Polarkreis 18 - Allein Allein

Gerraway, you're invested in this thread with your rubbish pub tips and all.

I may be forced to hump your leg.

nahhhh - I've met one of the guys who was on the moon but he wasn't terribly interesting............ ranted on about the geology all the time.............. I heard you were on the list of 14 before the final draft, but they wouldn't put you on the shuttle, as they felt you were too over qualified. over qualified indeed - but not a US citizen and not much of a Team Player either................ and my stunning good looks would have put the rest right in the shade Extremely prominent forehead?

Ben Folds - Cologne

Incidentally, I'm thinking the Cock and Lion (well of course I am, etc. etc.) on Wigmore Street, near Bond Street tube, for tomorrow's lunchtime encounter with our beloved neighbours. map

Snappy birthday!

Tbf, so would I. + 1-the sooner she slips even lower and does a home made porn the better for me like. You'd never imagine all the uses she can get out of a bag of chicken dippers and a prawn ring.

Down to the corner shop and back?

Front-row tickets for next year's Swedish Eurovision final.

Bah. Apparently I should make my mobile number public knowledge. Next time, anyway. There'll be plenty of them...

Anthrax - Sound Of White Noise Possibly the last great metal album from the golden era, when men were men and denim trees were grown en masse for regular harvest.

Whoever scores the most goals wins tbh. Well that depends on how bad the ref and linesmen are tbh. Well that depends on how you define "scoring a goal".

Eleven men against ten men and Ameobi then.

His eyes are dim, he cannot see.