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Somewhat belatedly, this is proof that Mainz and St. Pauli are the coolest teams in the world - where else would you get a scene like this?

Stoodents at UCL have just voted to rename one of their bars the "Kriss Akabusi Pleasure Lounge", the wags.

And now that's done, there's some 96/97-era nostalgia on Sky 442

All credit to the Blyth and Carlisle fans who made those monster journeys today, for what it's worth.

Fixed.

That and actually being right about the economy and speaking out (albeit several years too late). Death warrant signed tbh.

Ahh quinine. A fine excuse for a gin and tonic (as if one were needed).

I'd invest in a cure for whatever it is he's got. No profit in it. Si si.

I'd invest in a cure for whatever it is he's got.

I like the way this smiley points at the line that's just been written.

I hear they call crocs "jockstraps" over there too.

I also think the smiley should be replaced with a little photo of Joey Deacon.

G'wan then, I know I should wait until Sunday but Christmas Alf wants to come out and play.

I meant to say I'm a Linguistic Intercontextuality Paradigm Enhancer.

I'm a German-English translator, finance and business mostly. Also soon hoping to be Chez's bitch.

He's not normally this subtle, to be honest.

Just to throw another name into the hat, they don't do custom setups but I've used Novatech (www.novatech.co.uk) for all my techie stuff since moving back to the UK and they haven't let me down yet.

Taser?

And one of the last ones was about frottage avec moi.

The Loud Family - Ballad Of How You Can All Shut Up

I have such an inappropriate braincrush on Charlie Brooker right now.

Going off on a tangent here, and I realise this is going to sound like a completely retarded question, but having never owned a car or lived anywhere that didn't have good public transport, roughly how much does it actually cost to run an average car per month (say)? Nothing flashy, just a small urban runaround like a Focus or a Clio or whatever. I'm thinking tax/insurance/MOT but not petrol and maintenance. I think I'm starting to feel like a failure, Thatcher-style, for having a driving licence but only using buses and trains.