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Sell monkey nuts buy gold. I'm the master of Tier 1 Crapitalisation.

Not just me, Amnesty International, the United Nations (tasers are a UN deemed instrument of torture ) and a few others too. Yeah, I've read your posts on the subject before. For my sins. Soon you'll be able to experience them too.

Not just me, Amnesty International, the United Nations (tasers are a UN deemed instrument of torture ) and a few others too. Yeah, I've read your posts on the subject before. For my sins.

You don't say.

Then They Came For The People With Dicky Tickers, And I Did Not Speak Out

Christmas presents.

Ooh. I've heard of them and encountered them in translations and everything! Don't understand a word of it, naturally, but nor do the people writing the source texts, so it's all OK...

This is great too! http://www.ikissyou.org/ Fair play though, there's never a bad time to give props to The Onion.

I'm going to head to the gym to follow it on Soccer Saturday. If it's going to be a painful afternoon, it might as well be properly painful.

She's got the cash and she got to name the kids Balkan-style. It's a hard life.

Is your bloke a celebrity bender? If so my guess is Christopher Biggins? You got it. Nah, if he was a celeb we wouldn't be wedged into a one-bed flat in bloody Lewisham. Must you always lower the tone with your talk of filth and sin? I just can't help squeezing it in where it's not wanted.

Is your bloke a celebrity bender? If so my guess is Christopher Biggins? You got it. Nah, if he was a celeb we wouldn't be wedged into a one-bed flat in bloody Lewisham.

My fella got a kiss off Danielle Lloyd at a charity event they were both working at recently. Talk about a waste of resources.

Oh well, if it's good enough for the paediatricians...

I suppose the Maddie jokes would be different if we knew exactly what had happened to her and it was as graphic and gruesome as the Baby P case. The blank space left by her disappearance, even though she's probably been treated just as horrifically, gives a bit of distance humour-wise I guess.

There's certainly some truth in that in terms of the current financial situation. By far the best course of action would be to let the crisis accelerate, go through the worst of it as quickly as possible and come out the other side sooner rather than later - but that would put the next general election right in the middle of the trough, so instead we get these desperate attempts to keep things (more or less) afloat for another year or two, which is only going to make things even worse when the shit really hits the fan in the near future. Bah.

Unless you work for the BBC, obviously.

I slept with a lass once, doesn't mean I'm not a raging hom. So how was it? I won't say. I might get accused of sexism.

I slept with a lass once, doesn't mean I'm not a raging hom.

I've never agreed with you more.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847

So I'm guessing people don't go along to BNP meetings to meet hot laydeez.

Does it count if you're too shagged-out by the time you actually get to the halfway line?

Fucking hell.

They mentioned it on last Fridays, didn't really do too much though. So they did - I've been catching up on my pods (so to speak) this lunchtime. I foolishly assumed it was a newer story.