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She's got the cash and she got to name the kids Balkan-style. It's a hard life.

Is your bloke a celebrity bender? If so my guess is Christopher Biggins? You got it. Nah, if he was a celeb we wouldn't be wedged into a one-bed flat in bloody Lewisham. Must you always lower the tone with your talk of filth and sin? I just can't help squeezing it in where it's not wanted.

Is your bloke a celebrity bender? If so my guess is Christopher Biggins? You got it. Nah, if he was a celeb we wouldn't be wedged into a one-bed flat in bloody Lewisham.

My fella got a kiss off Danielle Lloyd at a charity event they were both working at recently. Talk about a waste of resources.

Oh well, if it's good enough for the paediatricians...

I suppose the Maddie jokes would be different if we knew exactly what had happened to her and it was as graphic and gruesome as the Baby P case. The blank space left by her disappearance, even though she's probably been treated just as horrifically, gives a bit of distance humour-wise I guess.

There's certainly some truth in that in terms of the current financial situation. By far the best course of action would be to let the crisis accelerate, go through the worst of it as quickly as possible and come out the other side sooner rather than later - but that would put the next general election right in the middle of the trough, so instead we get these desperate attempts to keep things (more or less) afloat for another year or two, which is only going to make things even worse when the shit really hits the fan in the near future. Bah.

Unless you work for the BBC, obviously.

I slept with a lass once, doesn't mean I'm not a raging hom. So how was it? I won't say. I might get accused of sexism.

I slept with a lass once, doesn't mean I'm not a raging hom.

I've never agreed with you more.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847

So I'm guessing people don't go along to BNP meetings to meet hot laydeez.

Does it count if you're too shagged-out by the time you actually get to the halfway line?

Fucking hell.

They mentioned it on last Fridays, didn't really do too much though. So they did - I've been catching up on my pods (so to speak) this lunchtime. I foolishly assumed it was a newer story.

Not that one again Some black people are offended by that as well you know. Impossible. He saw it on telly and everything. All gay men call dress in frocks and call each other "girlfriend", too.

True - I do know some British ex-pats in Spain who have integrated impeccably (if speaking near-fluent Spanish and working in a local hair salon counts for anything). They themselves would be the first to admit that they're exceptions in what's now a 750k-strong ex-pat population over there, though.

Ahh, the Collings and Herrin podcast will be interesting this week.

Sänk you all wery match

I would have made a topic but I was busy posting on here all day. Happy birthday!

So we're obsessed with Sunderland but we're actually not obsessed with Sunderland. That's nice.

Eff why pee

Wildhearts - I Wanna Go Where The People Go

Disappointing lack of Tó Madeira, for that matter.