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That's exactly how he'd expect you to perceive things. Or something. He actually already said you would, several pages ago. You won't be able to find it though.

"You lot"? Racist.

Ahh, it's time for the ill-founded relationship spat tactics. "I'm not arguing, I'm having a discussion. I'm perfectly calm, thank you. There's no need to snap at me. No, you calm down."

Not really Now if that's not worth a cliquey then nothing is.

There's never a bad time to roll out http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

Well, they weren't lying. We just didn't realise they were planning on initiating a permanent bust.

Oh, and sterling's fucked, too. Still, if it persuades a few people to take out yet another mortgage they can't afford, then I'm sure everything will be just fine...

So apparently having to bail out incompetent banks and the financially illiterate and negligent isn't enough of a hit on diligent savers already. Go Team UK!

God paint pretty picture! Now what the fuck are you doing here?

Politician in "attempting to appeal to a wide range of people" shockah!

Carter USM - The Only Living Boy In New Cross

And cumcatchers. Well, my mittens are very absorbent.

Longjohns and woolly mittens ahoy! Bring it on.

I have to admit I was almost waiting for it to happen as he stepped out on stage last night.

I'll donate my old books to Oxfam as penance.

Turns out that Michael Crichton was so saddened by the happenings down there that he's gone and died.

The end of that clip is somewhat... dubious.

Kristall would definitely be my drink of choice on a night out in Jormany. Tastes a bit strange over here, but that's no doubt all in the head.

I've nothing in principle against drinking a 4% beer on a night out, it's just that I've yet to encounter a 4% beer that didn't taste awful. Becks Vier just tastes like watered-down Becks.

He only sends me solicited porn. He only sends me solicitor porn.

We are. I have no idea what he's going on about.

Even you'd be called a "liberal" over there Stevie. Now that's scary.

Well I'm off to crash on the couch for a few hours. Night/morning to ya.

I've got an accounting manual to start translating in about three hours. But then I've also got plenty of aquavit. Hmm...

Nice speech, I agree. I still think McCain let himself down by veering from his inherent decency throughout the campaign, but then I doubt he'd have got the nomination any other way. At least now he can drop the mask and be himself again. Palin 2012?