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...but this lad Jordan Cook must realise he's some way down the pecking order. http://www.safc.com/team/?page_id=2623

I'll bet you are. I bloody hope I am!

This is why I like translation - by definition, we're a bunch of sociopathic loners. And even when we do interact, it's only to rip each other's work to shreds and call it "proofreading".

I'm off to Germany for ours later this week. So much for the environment. Apparently we're going to the Christmas market in Rüdesheim on Friday afternoon to get nicely sloshed on Glühwein, then on to a nearby restaurant for much meat and merriment.

Any time.

Just for you, schnoogins:

Birthy Hairday!

I still remember the "Keegan in Moneyfish Ten-Pin Bowling Scandal" headlines in Bild. It wasn't pretty.

It's my fault for taking her out of my avatar, she obviously craves the affection.

You now own £700m of bank liabilities.

Somewhat belatedly, this is proof that Mainz and St. Pauli are the coolest teams in the world - where else would you get a scene like this?

Stoodents at UCL have just voted to rename one of their bars the "Kriss Akabusi Pleasure Lounge", the wags.

And now that's done, there's some 96/97-era nostalgia on Sky 442

All credit to the Blyth and Carlisle fans who made those monster journeys today, for what it's worth.

Fixed.

That and actually being right about the economy and speaking out (albeit several years too late). Death warrant signed tbh.

Ahh quinine. A fine excuse for a gin and tonic (as if one were needed).

I'd invest in a cure for whatever it is he's got. No profit in it. Si si.

I'd invest in a cure for whatever it is he's got.

I like the way this smiley points at the line that's just been written.

I hear they call crocs "jockstraps" over there too.

I also think the smiley should be replaced with a little photo of Joey Deacon.

G'wan then, I know I should wait until Sunday but Christmas Alf wants to come out and play.