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I never tire of searching the forum for "cock". Anyway, I see we're back on Sky this Sunday, 1.30pm KO. Anyone feeling masochistic?

Then they came for the call centres, but I did not speak up, as I was being held in a queue.

Brown would have to call a snap election right now to capitalise on that, though. If he holds out until 2010, people will have seen through his economic "rescue" measures by then. ...again this is a worldwide economic crisis. Regardless of how true that may be, and no matter how much Brown keeps claiming "the Americans started it", people will still blame the government of the day at the ballot box when they're out of a job and the country's in a depression.

Brown would have to call a snap election right now to capitalise on that, though. If he holds out until 2010, people will have seen through his economic "rescue" measures by then.

As opposed to David Irving the Holocaust denier.

Islamic banks ftw Political suicide bombers?

Although I realise that kind of thing is probably political suicide. It's depressing how many sensible measures are these days.

Imposing some kind of limits on buy-to-let landlords and 100%+ interest-only mortgages at ridiculous multiples of income would have been a start.

The international banking system fucked the economy not the goveenment - though they do deserve a bit of blame for lack of regulation. There may be truth in that from a top-down perspective, but from the bottom up (i.e. us plebs) the government deserves a good deal of blame for letting house prices and personal debt spiral to unsustainable levels.

My what now? Never mind, I wiki'd it. Still think it was unnecessarily personal though.

I know they're the two singles and it's screamingly obvious, but those are the only two songs from the Second Coming I could ever really get along with. I do them quite an awful lot though.

Probably into three figures for the last week. Sometimes it's closer to zero though. I'm Mr. Consistent.

Then they came for the rubbish old German rockers, and I did not speak up, because I was not a rubbish old German rocker.

So spurious police charges are bad, and ISPs protecting their customers from spurious police charges are bad. It's a confusing old world.

Nah, see, we've got shops where you can buy that kind of thing legitimately (assuming you're in possession of a valid Gay Card). It's the closeted married types you have to watch out for.

I think I'm still drunk.

And another thing, since we're talking about logic. Where does coffee come from? Hot countries. Where do hardcore drugs come from? Hot countries. How people haven't made the connection before amazes me. By drinking coffee you are funding the international drug trade, if anyone has any evidence to the contrary then I would like to see it. And people who go to coffee chains are on a par with paedophiles and students. I imagine those establishments are actually full of "trendy" students who will spend 3 quid on a cup of coffee then claim they're broke and dirty auld bastards flicking through the kiddies pages of the Freeman's catalogue. Thank fuck I've since stopped drinking during the day. I liked you better like that.

Me too. It was bloody awful - barely tasted of anything even with an extra shot of espresso. I still have a great big trembling mancrush on Caffe Nero though.

Unless they're just not sending it. Nah I've read that's how they do it. Plus what I bought was 57 quid. A propos of nothing, your signature always makes me laugh. Ich nichten... lichten...

Ach, he won't get the chance. A quiet coalition of pensioners, renters and savers will quietly make sure that his attempts to destroy the fabric of society are ultimately punished. Failing that, the entire country going bankrupt should do it.

Are you sure you're not?

The places I go to, they sieve it out if you're rude.

We've been asking you that for years.

Parky's lying. He's on Hartz IV and spends most of his time shouting at people outside Penny Markt while clutching a bottle of own-brand Kräuterbitter.

I've had some alright food there. That's about as much as I can say for the place.