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My what now? Never mind, I wiki'd it. Still think it was unnecessarily personal though.

I know they're the two singles and it's screamingly obvious, but those are the only two songs from the Second Coming I could ever really get along with. I do them quite an awful lot though.

Probably into three figures for the last week. Sometimes it's closer to zero though. I'm Mr. Consistent.

Then they came for the rubbish old German rockers, and I did not speak up, because I was not a rubbish old German rocker.

So spurious police charges are bad, and ISPs protecting their customers from spurious police charges are bad. It's a confusing old world.

Nah, see, we've got shops where you can buy that kind of thing legitimately (assuming you're in possession of a valid Gay Card). It's the closeted married types you have to watch out for.

I think I'm still drunk.

And another thing, since we're talking about logic. Where does coffee come from? Hot countries. Where do hardcore drugs come from? Hot countries. How people haven't made the connection before amazes me. By drinking coffee you are funding the international drug trade, if anyone has any evidence to the contrary then I would like to see it. And people who go to coffee chains are on a par with paedophiles and students. I imagine those establishments are actually full of "trendy" students who will spend 3 quid on a cup of coffee then claim they're broke and dirty auld bastards flicking through the kiddies pages of the Freeman's catalogue. Thank fuck I've since stopped drinking during the day. I liked you better like that.

Me too. It was bloody awful - barely tasted of anything even with an extra shot of espresso. I still have a great big trembling mancrush on Caffe Nero though.

Unless they're just not sending it. Nah I've read that's how they do it. Plus what I bought was 57 quid. A propos of nothing, your signature always makes me laugh. Ich nichten... lichten...

Ach, he won't get the chance. A quiet coalition of pensioners, renters and savers will quietly make sure that his attempts to destroy the fabric of society are ultimately punished. Failing that, the entire country going bankrupt should do it.

Are you sure you're not?

The places I go to, they sieve it out if you're rude.

We've been asking you that for years.

Parky's lying. He's on Hartz IV and spends most of his time shouting at people outside Penny Markt while clutching a bottle of own-brand Kräuterbitter.

I've had some alright food there. That's about as much as I can say for the place.

We should propose it to the club as half-time entertainment.

Speaking of endless lists...

Cunts they may be, but they've still got a pretty decent shout this year I'd say.

I'm not going to mine. But I am going to the one my recruitment agency has set up. Free drinks, central London. Once again, great until I mention it's a Wednesday. At least I don't have to start work til 1230... in Manchester. Can I be your date for the night?

Oh aye, and that avatar has made my Christmas already.

Exactly my situation with our UK office (in Nottingham). Or I could get flown to the German Christmas bash at their expense and where I actually know some of my colleagues. Let me think...

Wacky fact: I once went there for lunch with my mam and Andreas Andersson's girlfriend. It was suitably surreal.

This is why I like translation - by definition, we're a bunch of sociopathic loners. And even when we do interact, it's only to rip each other's work to shreds and call it "proofreading". I'm a programmer, imagine asking us geek types about interacting with people...and not even over the net but in person! Christmas party must be a blast.

There's a definite pattern developing. Do one for me J69, what are they going to say that hasn't already been said??? Level headed poster, who never over reacts, has the clubs best interests at heart, tall fat cunt, good footballer, can be a cunt but heart in right place, hates jumped up little mugs pretending to be something they're not, and there's at least three on here who I could level that at. Don't forget "unparalleled ability to self-satirise".