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A textbook Magma'ing. Well done lad.

The Mido chanter should've used that in his defence. ".....to see the blatant racists"

Bah. We could have used him staying on a few months longer.

Blatant discrimination against bottle-drinkers.

HONK!

Café near here does a decent fried breakfast, but with some roasted vegetables on the side. Middle-class-pretentions-tastic.

Hope Oba tucks away a hat-trick for you today mate.

I think you can set your photos to be visible to friends only, friends + networks, the whole world, and so on.

Speaking of finishing fast... What? You just spunked all over your blokes bumcheeks before you'd entering his ringpiece? And it was the thought of you that sent me over the edge

Shocking. Happy birthday old-timer!

Speaking of finishing fast...

If he doesn't I think Charlotte will be... bless her, she's in love Can you not wean her onto Zac Efron instead? Or just get her a subscription to Lisa Simpson's Non-Threatening Boys magazine for Christmas...

Don't worry, I've doomed him with a sneaky bet (at 7-1, no less).

A pair of norks like that and you're making comments about her phone, have a word tbh I loved that phone man. It was one day away from retirement. It waited its whole damn life to take that flight.

First kiddie choir, first gospel choir and first Leona Lewis song during a postcard already. And at least three key changes. Anyone up for the X Factor Drinking Game?

If the girls you fraternise with have that much body hair...

And you should see the photos. You do realise that if you're friends with Martin on Facebook they're quite visible because he commented on one of them. ;) Serves him right for tagging a me that wasn't me.

And you should see the photos.

Cracking live act too (Okkervil River that is).

Well since there's no way I can compete on the Blokes Pressing Buttons/Playing Guitars front, I shall brave a mention of Kathy Mattea's "Coal" as the best thoroughly depressing rootsy Americana album of the year.

And it'd even make me buy a ticket like a proper fan.

My knowledge of pub opening times has deteriorated in the last 7 months but I presume it'll open early Will be lovely to see you anyway Likewise. Won't be up for Spurs and probably won't have a ticket for Liverpool, but the drink is the most important bit. I take it the fact we have 6k empty seats every game has passed you by then? Do we play football or something? In all seriousness, I hadn't even thought about getting a ticket until now and just assumed we'd be sold out on the day (festive season and all), regardless of our current troubles. If there are tickets to be had on cash turnstiles on the day, I'll be there. That good enough? Not sure about cash turnstiles, but if you want one getting I'll pick you one up (I have to go for a dirty protest next week anyway ) Some real fan you are.

My knowledge of pub opening times has deteriorated in the last 7 months but I presume it'll open early Will be lovely to see you anyway Likewise. Won't be up for Spurs and probably won't have a ticket for Liverpool, but the drink is the most important bit. I take it the fact we have 6k empty seats every game has passed you by then? Do we play football or something? In all seriousness, I hadn't even thought about getting a ticket until now and just assumed we'd be sold out on the day (festive season and all), regardless of our current troubles. If there are tickets to be had on cash turnstiles on the day, I'll be there. That good enough?

That's why I thought the Saturday after Christmas (rather than before) might be more of a goer. Mind you, I'm in Edinburgh for the day and don't get in until half eight, so I don't know why I'm arguing the toss really.

And having it misspelled throughout your professional career too.