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Very good. Not really.

I hate to harper on, but given who's in line to replace him, it'd be an unbelievably krul summer.

You start sacrificing them when you're playing away at Stamford Bridge and you're at the wrong end of the table. I can't imagine there's anyone who'd have preferred us to adopt an open style of play and take another 0-5 humping just so that Chelsea could pat us on the head and say how cute we were. If we were going out to play a spoiling game against the likes of West Brom or Stoke then it'd be a different matter.

Three YouTube clips in the same thread and you're out.

Chatham County Line - IV

It's 2½ hours and 60 quid from civilisation. I'd still go for it though - if there's a clearly marked exit door on the horizon, I bet you can take any old shit if the pay's OK.

That was going to be the crux of the pun. But it really wasn't worth the effort. And now I've spent more time talking about why I didn't bother with the punnage than it would have taken me to actually make the pun. Gaah.

AmEx customers have always been second-class citizens in Europe, mind. There's tons of shops in Germany that (reluctantly) take most major credit cards, but not AmEx. Enough to make you want to join the BNP tbh. (insert pun about Banque Nationale de Paris here)

Like the M25.

AmEx customers have always been second-class citizens in Europe, mind. There's tons of shops in Germany that (reluctantly) take most major credit cards, but not AmEx.

None of your sourced-from-other-sites emoticons are working, by the way. *zap!*

I tried to point that out, but apparently my taser-like subtlety was futile.

Sell monkey nuts buy gold. I'm the master of Tier 1 Crapitalisation.

Not just me, Amnesty International, the United Nations (tasers are a UN deemed instrument of torture ) and a few others too. Yeah, I've read your posts on the subject before. For my sins. Soon you'll be able to experience them too.

Not just me, Amnesty International, the United Nations (tasers are a UN deemed instrument of torture ) and a few others too. Yeah, I've read your posts on the subject before. For my sins.

You don't say.

Then They Came For The People With Dicky Tickers, And I Did Not Speak Out

Christmas presents.

Ooh. I've heard of them and encountered them in translations and everything! Don't understand a word of it, naturally, but nor do the people writing the source texts, so it's all OK...

This is great too! http://www.ikissyou.org/ Fair play though, there's never a bad time to give props to The Onion.

I'm going to head to the gym to follow it on Soccer Saturday. If it's going to be a painful afternoon, it might as well be properly painful.

She's got the cash and she got to name the kids Balkan-style. It's a hard life.

Is your bloke a celebrity bender? If so my guess is Christopher Biggins? You got it. Nah, if he was a celeb we wouldn't be wedged into a one-bed flat in bloody Lewisham. Must you always lower the tone with your talk of filth and sin? I just can't help squeezing it in where it's not wanted.

Is your bloke a celebrity bender? If so my guess is Christopher Biggins? You got it. Nah, if he was a celeb we wouldn't be wedged into a one-bed flat in bloody Lewisham.

My fella got a kiss off Danielle Lloyd at a charity event they were both working at recently. Talk about a waste of resources.