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If it reopens with a similar enough vibe, I doubt we'll shift - some people have been going there for so long they've actually started to take root. If it doesn't... gawd only knows.

Either that or he knows the internet doesn't count

That's bad craic. Best of luck fella.

I knew there was something that set him apart from Smith

Not asking for your attention. Don't like me - don't post simple concept. No, a haiku is 5-7-5. I'm sure we did them in year 10. Fuck off man Martin, it's not me!!! I didn't do you in year 10 either. More's the pity.

Not asking for your attention. Don't like me - don't post simple concept. No, a haiku is 5-7-5. I'm sure we did them in year 10.

It was definitely better in the 80s, it wasn't just that we were kids. Although obviously that didn't hurt.

Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band - 13 Blues For Thirteen Moons

I have no idea. It just pleases me immensely for some reason.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2009/...de-algecirasr-d Includes some interesting references back to "that" Portugal-Netherlands game. At the time I remember wishing the referee had sent the whole lot of them off, just for the (long overdue) discussion it would have provoked.

It's overreactiontastic!

So did my aunt. If you knew a woman from Cramlington whose sole purpose for working was to earn the money to do up the living room and the kitchen every year, it was probably her.

The man is clearly bufoon. Then we can safely sell Given after all. Hurrah!

I swear his quotes sound like a GCSE oral exam response to the "What do you want to do in the future?" question.

A little NSFW perhaps? One for the mods to debate I suppose.

Excellent. We beat Hull, Millwall beat Crewe, then a draw at St. James' gives me a replay within walking distance. What do you mean, priorities?

What the fuck are you doing bothering us when we're on holiday? Even we're not that devoted to the cause. Love, The Tumbleweed

What's interesting is that every time the "Shay to leave" rumours have surfaced over the last five years, we've (mostly) thrown our hands up and said "OK, we'd rather he stayed, but we wouldn't blame him...", knowing full well that he'd feel the pull of loyalty and stick around for more punishment. I just wonder what the reaction will be when our bluff is finally called.

No need to repeat yourself...

They're artificial as anything, both flavour and texture, but then they're Pringles - it's like expecting real chocolate from Cadbury's. They're canny enough.

Got a friend coming over for chili con carne, pink champagne and some dodgy old Eurovision national finals on DVD. Rock the fuck on.

Who the fuck does he think he is? Attempting to bask in the reflected glory of the "sheet metal worker's son from Gosforth" and everything. The man's pure class.

Excellent, will be there for a winter warmer beforehand. Might even wear my black-and-white santa hat if you're lucky. (I shan't say where.)

Would Bassong have been sent off if Heskey had fallen outside the area? I assume he would, but I'd love to know the referee's take.