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There's tons of made-up names on there too.

Cheers for that impeccable logic, Beeb. Anyway:

Turn to him every time he makes a Geremi-related quip, look him dead in the eye and say "Oh do stop it, you're giving me wood". Should do the trick.

They were awesome. "How many times can you bounce up and down on Satan's big old trampoline?/I do not know but I'll let you have a go on Satan's big old trampoline". Pure poetry.

Son of Fop wept. Fop responsible for virgin birth

It's funny actually, I never thought I'd subscribe to this view, but now that the Premier League has become such a closed shop and we're obviously not going to get back among the big boys for several years (if ever), I'm starting to come around to the idea...

You want Bawan's bum, same as Luke.

Now that the 2009 on-season is starting, I'm finally getting round to downloading all the 2008 Eurovision national final songs. I'm off work tomorrow and Friday too, so what better time to investigate? It's going to be an atonal few days chez Meenzer.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7827738.stm

Just get oiled up and get it on already, you two. (Anyone got a decent stream? PM pls) </matchday>

The US is the benchmark for the global film industry. I don't see the problem myself.

Crappy Birthday then.

300 is great like. That shit normally takes ages to download, and you get god knows what kind of popups and tracker cookies in the process.

If "Price Is Right" rules apply then I might be in with a shout.

Was that movie the first appearance of Jay and Silent Bob ???? It was indeed. Sadly not the last though.

(repeat for 92 mins)

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Oh yes. Sunday afternoon/evening omnibus --> productivity = zero. This too. Think I've seen them all now, mind. Perversely, it's made me a little bit less scared to fly. Speaking of which, why the fuck are you watching it, given how much you hate getting on a plane?

The Biggest Loser.

There are other pubs in Newcastle? A vicious rumour.

Gives us a bell when you're in Ham or Berlin, Meenz has the number. You lazy sod.

Just for a change eh?

Just a run of the usual city breaks (Hamburg/Berlin/Munich, Stockholm) so far, but we're definitely going to get away somewhere sunny at some point. Nothing fancy, just one of the smaller Canaries or Greek islands or something. Dom Rep sounds good, particularly all-inclusive - friends who've gone tell me it's not always wise to wander too far from the resort.