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Not applicable to Zinger Burgers then? Ooh, do I sense a domestic?

You can get them for not much really. Steamer was less than a tenner from Argos - no point in paying more for something that just boils water, unless you're really bothered about looks - and you don't need a huge Foreman, the mid-range ones that'll do a couple of chicken breast fillets surrounded by some veg are more than enough unless you're feeding a family.

I was going to say the same actually. Obviously it helps if you've got someone to prepare it for/with, cooking for one feels a bit disproportionate on the effort front unless you don't mind eating the same leftovers for days (or you've got a big freezer). It's well worth it though. Get a Foreman grill for chicken breast fillets, ALDI salmon/tuna steaks, peppers, courgettes etc. and a steamer for spuds, carrots, green veg and the like. Dead easy.

And the following: Laundrymen Go Granny Module Dangler Yum No Plus hundereds more I cba cutting and pasting from here "Lard Money Gun" and "Randy Glum One" are particularly worrying. Are we buying an overweight, cash-grabbing, weapon-toting, sex-mad manic depressive? Should fit right in actually.

Hey, there aren't many other benefits to living on this side of town.

Halfway down the first page. Is that a new record?

His name's an anagram of "Laundry Gnome". What's not to like?

They already do, more or less - ever flown into/out of London City? There's something distinctly unnerving about the experience.

I'm genuinely amazed Little Chef still exists, to be honest.

Aye - did they forget to tell you like? It's called 'news' - paper, TV, radio, internet - that sort of thing. Sort of thing you'll notice more if you have kids I suppose. Fucking hell Martin, did I piss in your path or something? I just thought it was a wee bit excessive, Craigford, that's all.

Aye - did they forget to tell you like? It's called 'news' - paper, TV, radio, internet - that sort of thing. Sort of thing you'll notice more if you have kids I suppose.

Even in the depths of despair, True Faith manage to slip in a few song lyric references. Sterling work.

She's legit btw, it's just been fun watching the fallout from up on my perch.

It's the love for football in general that's struggling to survive here.

There's a forced software download you can do by turning it off then holding down the "back up" button (on the box, not the remote) for a while when you turn it back on, but that's for a regular old Sky box, don't know how it works for Sky+ or whatever. That sometimes works, anyway.

I think the standard Sky guarantee is a year, or at least it was when we got it a few years back. (Naturally, the LNB gave out approximately 15 months later...) Give them a call.

Have you watched a Newcastle away match on telly before?

Beckham is totally the "Brad Pitt" answer. Legitimate, but lazy.

(Also, they're a band.)

Strapping Young Lad rock my hairy anus.

I see the Israelis have shelled the UN relief agency's HQ in Gaza. "Whoops".

There's tons of made-up names on there too.

Cheers for that impeccable logic, Beeb. Anyway:

Turn to him every time he makes a Geremi-related quip, look him dead in the eye and say "Oh do stop it, you're giving me wood". Should do the trick.

They were awesome. "How many times can you bounce up and down on Satan's big old trampoline?/I do not know but I'll let you have a go on Satan's big old trampoline". Pure poetry.