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And you bought EDS, you buggers. They used to be our customer.

The phrase "Magma chamber" does have a certain "Monroe transfer" quality to it.

Exactly - and if the end consumer can't finance their "buying" with cheap credit any more, there's a trickle-down effect that ultimately fucks the entire economy.

I just commissioned a survey of 1 person. 100% of those surveyed said that you need to learn how to use sentences.

Happy stuff and that.

We had to laugh as my dad is 1950's serial killer, Ed Gein. © Viz

German TV still shows "interesting train journeys" in the middle of the night (or at least it did when I was living there). In real time, no less. Burma was a particular favourite, for some reason, even though the trains travel at a crawl and they'd only show 30 minutes or so a night. And there's some travel channel up in the mid-200s on Sky that has a regular feature called "Swiss Railway Journeys". Never was a title more promising.

Well I'm completely lost.

I should have mentioned that I needed Milan to win too. Bugger.

My Paddy Power account could use a goal for Deportivo round about now.

Well now aren't you familiar for a newbie.

You're a braver person than I, If they throw their knickers at him I hope they take the tena out first!! eugh, I bet the stadiums stink of piss for days after. Open air I should think. I'm actually speechless.

I reckon he probably is. And for all he's getting on a bit, if I could fill arenas with tens of thousands of screaming ladies of a certain age year after year, I'd probably do it. Even if they are scary as fuck. EDIT: Gay, that is. Way to give a yes/no answer to a hetero/homo question.

I don't get why Jol's name keeps getting bandied about for these jobs. Surely he wouldn't leave Hamburg until the end of the season at least, given that they're in contention in the Bundesliga and through to the knockout stages of the Waffa?

Sneak a festively-adorned dildo into the middle of the line-up and see how long it takes anyone to notice.

I Like Trains - The Christmas Tree Ship They've ditched the silly spelling of their name. I may never forgive.

Any club will struggle to fill a stadium of that size in the current economic climate. Astronomical prices and a general indifference towards football don't help either. Reading through Glory-Glory i've realised why I dislike Spurs so much - they're far too similar to us. Some of the shite the come out with could've been plucked from the minds of the gurning, tracksuit clad spastics that 'represent' our club on SSN. Word

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Disappointingly, it's exactly what I thought. This place is so predictable.

Sleep in your car man. A real fan would've. Flying via Marseille would have been quite a lark, mind. Could have formed the basis for a wry but comedic book on the Spartans' epic run to the quarter-finals and the lengths you went to to make sure you were there every step of the way. Or perhaps not.

Aye, I meant to Bournemouth, not to the replay. Although obviously that's worth something too.

I hope they kept a record of the ones who went to Bournemouth so they can be given priority.

Because that way when there are only 20 people inside it sounds like there's more. "Judas cunt with HIV... IV... IV... iv.... iv.... iv...... iv......"

Good stuff. Those hardcore fans who trekked all the way to Bournemouth the other week must be loving it right now.