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After beeing welcomed in such a friendly manner., like i said, i aint new to this place, visited for a while before joining, and pop in as a visitor most days, dont ask me why , im always logged on to N-o,.. but always logged out of this place,..it just auotomatically does it. Really didnt expect such hostility like, over a nothing post, really,...manc mag, comes across as a right tosser, too much time spent with mancs,... or he is one of em??? It takes about 3 years before someone offers you a pint in here. But it makes it all worthwhile when they come all the way to Germany to do it.

Well, I sit at the front and pretend to be the driver, anyway...

No wonder you're so evasive about your vocation. You're one of those fellas who hangs round the entrance to Sternschanze S-Bahn with a pack of dogs and an empty coffee cup for collecting the spare euro-cents, aren't you?

It's not as if we've been a Christian country since yer man got nailed to a cross.

I've never met a Chelsea fan, JCL or otherwise, despite living in London for nigh on 3 years. I count myself superbly fortunate.

I once collared an "immagrints oot!" leaflet-dropper from a right-wing German party when I was living in Mainz. Engaged her in polite but sceptical discussion for about 10 minutes then asked if she realised I was an immigrant too. To her credit, she didn't fall for the "yes, but you wash and you don't smell of curry" line as I was expecting.

Mine would have fallen off by now if I applied that logic to our performances over the last few years.

Finally caught The Devil Wears Prada when it was on pov telly the other day. Wasn't exactly expecting a masterpiece, but I still ended up disappointed by how mundane it all was. I was expecting bitchiness.

Episode-wise, I have a weird soft spot for "White Hole". It's not the best or the funniest or anything like that, but I loves it, I does. And the Cat's "Flames and peach? Ooh, I'd rather die" from "Rimmerworld" is probably the most incongruous use of high camp ever.

Been thinking about you mate, it's been horrible to watch. Glad to hear your lot are safe and well at least.

Class.

At last, a bit of pace up front. Could be our saviour. Handy with a cross too. Etc.

I'll just say "well" a few more times, since that wasn't nearly enough. Well well well.

Well howdy stranger. Aforementioned gripe aside, all is well enough ta. Hope you're well.

I've been behaving of late. It's good for the waistline but spectacularly dull. I'm currently sipping on a green tea and wishing it had ever been within 200 miles of Strathspey.

Gearing up to buy a new PC.

Well at least we know Shay will never catch aids, he'll never come for it. Fucking hell.

I'll nip to the shops and stock up on basics in the morning before anyone else does, just in case. The local Tesco Express was out of milk and bread for 48 hours after Monday's flurry.

Of the big boys, Nationwide is among the least likely to go to the wall. Not that that helps you much right now, but you might be thankful at a later date. None of which explains why I'm still with Barclays to be honest (other than general apathy/stupidity).

Ah fuck.

The paradox is that you can have plenty to say and still be boring as owt.

I'd say "utterly taboo" is overstating it a little. Anyway, this lot have the right idea (and I'm proud to be an accidental member ) http://www.vhemt.org/

Speaking as a specky cunt, I bet the opticians are pissed off that kids aren't being allowed out at playtime. Iceball Season must be their most profitable time of year.

I wish they'd done it this year, I'd love to see them tackle an Andrew Lloyd Webber song.

Getting old Happy birthday fella.