Meenzer

I think the standard Sky guarantee is a year, or at least it was when we got it a few years back. (Naturally, the LNB gave out approximately 15 months later...) Give them a call.

Have you watched a Newcastle away match on telly before?

Beckham is totally the "Brad Pitt" answer. Legitimate, but lazy.

(Also, they're a band.)

Strapping Young Lad rock my hairy anus.

I see the Israelis have shelled the UN relief agency's HQ in Gaza. "Whoops".

There's tons of made-up names on there too.

Cheers for that impeccable logic, Beeb. Anyway:

Turn to him every time he makes a Geremi-related quip, look him dead in the eye and say "Oh do stop it, you're giving me wood". Should do the trick.

They were awesome. "How many times can you bounce up and down on Satan's big old trampoline?/I do not know but I'll let you have a go on Satan's big old trampoline". Pure poetry.

Son of Fop wept. Fop responsible for virgin birth

It's funny actually, I never thought I'd subscribe to this view, but now that the Premier League has become such a closed shop and we're obviously not going to get back among the big boys for several years (if ever), I'm starting to come around to the idea...

You want Bawan's bum, same as Luke.

Now that the 2009 on-season is starting, I'm finally getting round to downloading all the 2008 Eurovision national final songs. I'm off work tomorrow and Friday too, so what better time to investigate? It's going to be an atonal few days chez Meenzer.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7827738.stm

Just get oiled up and get it on already, you two. (Anyone got a decent stream? PM pls) </matchday>

The US is the benchmark for the global film industry. I don't see the problem myself.

Crappy Birthday then.

300 is great like. That shit normally takes ages to download, and you get god knows what kind of popups and tracker cookies in the process.

If "Price Is Right" rules apply then I might be in with a shout.

Was that movie the first appearance of Jay and Silent Bob ???? It was indeed. Sadly not the last though.

(repeat for 92 mins)

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