Meenzer

Just a shame that he has to put up with such poor performances. Aye, it's pretty brutal stuff. Hope we can at least give him a halfway happy ending by not capitulating altogether.

We were saying, bless him for keeping going to the matches even the way he is now. Determined not to waste a minute of what time he has left.

I shall be exchanging sausage sandwiches with the Fish. Bring it on.

"We bain't 'avin any of this 'ere forrun muck!" (I have no idea why they just turned into West Country pirates)

Somewhere in Suffolk. He never went. West of Northampton- Did the good folk of Harpole know that Abdul was their Lord & Master, I wonder? I think it's a manor house and estate outside Ipswich rather than anything to do with the town of the same name. Either way, I don't think the locals were too chuffed when he first bought the title, but who listens to people from Suffolk anyway?

Somewhere in Suffolk. He never went. I now have visions of you clapping a hand to your face after one bite and exclaiming "Bassong Almighty!" in a high-pitched voice.

"Charles InJobFear"? Charles Near'Lancashire

Choon.

That'd be the Curry Capital, formerly the Rupali. It's not the same without His Lordship in situ, but his son's doing a decent job of keeping it going.

Boiler quotes ? I had a boil on the end of my......errrr, nevermind Good album. Was that a secret track? Certainly sounds like the kind of condition that'd be endless and nameless.

I'd say have a look at Easyjet and take your pick, but the way the pound is at the minute it's probably better to stay at home. Skegness?

I was going to say, I've used NCPs there before, but you did say "not too expensive"...

Caught 65dos on tour a couple of years back. Fine stuff, but I do feel a bit of a wally watching instrumental music sometimes.

This is all part of the Ashley smokescreen - he knows a good defensive midfielder argument will tie up the forums for days.

Coventry - twinned with Stalingrad, Dresden, Sarajevo and Belgrade. Seriously.

It's truly special.

i didn't know you were into that twee pop schtick quite a fun band tho. not much lasting appeal i found. Oh aye, them, Andrew Bird, The Ditty Bops.... It's all rather jolly. Thought it would stand to reason given my username. They were showing highlights of Newcastle-Sheff Wed from 93/94 on ESPN Classic the other night. The commentator kept harping on about Papavasiliou's bright future.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Honey_I%27m_Home!

I thought turning up to the pub quiz wearing it was a bit off, mind.

Calexico - The Black Light

So they'll both be out before she's an adult.

A textbook admission of Fop's continuing lack of any self-esteem. Perfect.

Fop admits his inherent worthlessness. Meenzer is glad.

The thing is, you're already fully aware that nobody on here will ever take anything you say seriously, even on the rare occasions when you actually hit the mark. So what could possibly be your reason for sticking with us lot? It's such an interesting case from a psychoanalytical point of view - since you surely must have better things to do with your life than spending 8,000+ posts' worth of your time arguing with people you've already written off as faceless inadequates, the only logical conclusion is that every additional post you make serves to confirm your underlying belief in your own worthlessness. etc.