Meenzer

He waddles like Olaf the Snowman

Can't believe his Phileas Fogg shirt sponsor was a travel company and not the purveyors of Punjab Puri and Mignons Morceaux. Missed opportunity there, surly

Belarus's finest rock star begs to differ

That's strange, it's a beautiful city.

Eurovision 1975 was good.

Eurovision 1974 was canny.

While RobinRobin stands in the background, silently holding up a succession of humorous cue cards like he's Bob Dylan

Why just be a paedo when you can be a Q-do

Nice to meet you.

A fine thread (I'd apologise for the tonal shift but I'm not even sorry)

We asked 100 people what difference it'll make, and our survey said...

Mine too

Dolphins, I think

Grand to hear all that, Renton. Hope you have a great holiday and it feels like the dawn of a new age for you. I'm not saying "Renton vs. Gemmill parkrun-off", but we all want to see it

Mildly (if pleasantly) surprised that Newcastle is one of the seven. Devastated that Darlo isn't. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-62496803

Aye, they're tons better than they used to be, and plenty of properly 0.0% ones if you feel like 0.5% is too much like a cop-out (at least for now). Obviously the shops have an increasingly decent range, but I've also always had decent service from https://drydrinker.com/ where you can pick & mix a case of all kinds of ridiculous hipster brews to make your fridge/shelves look pretty.

Is this about OnlyFans again?

Rule 34

A Qatar World Cup in the winter might be shite, but this should be good, at least (especially the "you can read it instead of listening to it" part):

If the Newcastle bid is unlikely to succeed, I don't even know what to say about this one

I genuinely despise these people.

This is going to be a spunkfest for the xG gang, isn't it?

Run, Ryan, run!