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I remember finding out about it in the Journal on the Saturday morning. Spectacularly mundane really.

Belated happy birthday kidda. Although you celebrated it early so I'm allowed to celebrate it late.

Nowt here mate. How odd.

This is going to be great when it comes out here next month:

Ahh, I've been using http://www.walkjogrun.net/ to date, but I'll check that one out. Ta.

I refuse to be used as a last resort cheeky fucker donation done. Cheers my dear.

I'm sure it's been mentioned in this thread already (i.e. I can't be bothered to read all 30 pages of the thing), but is there any compelling evidence to suggest that Shearer wasn't the key factor in the evolution of Effective Roeder à la early 2006 into Incompetent Roeder à la the rest of his reign? As imputed motivational skills go, I'm happy to chalk that one up to the fluffy-tufted fella.

I can't imagine who'd buy the full (adult) England kit except the most cuntish of Home Counties suppowtahh. Junior version for your kid, maybe, but £75 is two weeks' supermarket shop buying things that aren't polyester

Gosh, there's some awful grammar in there. Also: Rightio.

Gosh, there's some awful grammar in there.

cool, £2 donation and a pint is £2.50 Im in credit :woohoo will donate tomorrow Just for that, you get a watered-down Diet Coke.

That one pretty much provided all the laughs in last week's Now Show. Punt and Dennis are getting lazy.

Im sorry but how the fuck can you make that statement 2 posts after pointing out you gave your ticket away so you could do a bit overtime? Are you offering him out? I bet you think you're rock.

Mr. NB, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you? Not until you start drinking a better brand of whisky! I'll set up a separate donations page for that cause.

Mr. NB, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?

Haha, that's OK, I was starting to scare myself a little. No costume, but the Sick Children's Trust have managed to find me a very fetching bright pink running vest...

Fingers firmly crossed for her safe return mate.

sammynb - bonza, mate, she's a ripper!

This. Bloody hell.

That was the legend, aye. No idea if there was any truth in it mind. Always thought he was a canny bloke anyway, largely because he tolerated me being a lazy swine in a way that most PE teachers wouldn't.

I've never seen so many cross-eyed Alf Poier faces in a row. Cheers Ritchie.

Sieg Helau for that last one.