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Welcome to the forum, circa now. It's horrible.

I assume he never accepted a Christmas present either.

Fucking hell.

Hamilton is fuming.

Magma son, you're a credit to the human race.

Weren't you a ballboy too? I'm starting to think you're the "insider" we've had to suffer in the press for the last [x] seasons.

....just coming. Shit. First Magma beats me to an obvious punchline, and now this.

Magma beat me to (a variant on) the obvious joke. My Toontastic career is officially over.

I bowled up at the team training session in Katrineholm, Sweden (where my mother's side of the family is from) during the club's pre-season tour in 1988 for the sole purpose of pestering everyone for their autograph. Got me on the front page of the local newspaper and everything. (Hey, it's a small town.) Looking at the book now, apparently I asked some of them several times. Mirandinha's is a particularly pleasing lazy squiggle.

I'm genuinely starting to fear for the non-perpetuity of this place.

A general shoulder-shrug for last night then.

sammynb has been drinking (not me). J. J. Cale - Roll On. Schmooooth.

I like talking about other clubs as much as Newcastle, and I take the point about people having already said what you want to say, but do you never see something and think "is this kid all there?" when you vehemently have to argue a point? Oh totally. And I do get stuck in occasionally. It's partly a by-product of the season we're having though, there's only so many times you can cover the same old ground, even when there's some idiot who needs telling. Besides, I know you'll invariably arrive to take issue with them soon enough.

Depressingly few of the other items have changed much...

I'm much the same really. It's not that I have nowt to say in the Newcastle forum, it's just that usually someone else has already got there or can say what I think far better than I could manage. Besides, sometimes it's better to just sit back and watch the sparks fly.

Mildly belated HB2U sir.

Ahh, you'll fit in with the boring white hetero males on here yet. Always good to expand your circle of friends, I'm sure you'll agree. I've already got three Jews. There are limits.

Ahh, you'll fit in with the boring white hetero males on here yet.

Aye, same here.

I keep reading this thread title as "Kevin Nolan sings" and being terribly disappointed when the YouTube evidence fails to materialise.

I voted for all of them, just to be fair.

Aye, this is it. Of course it helps that we're further away from being angsty teenage shitheads ourselves these days. Take it as the pop music of its time and it still stands up well enough though - you could make a canny Now That's What I Call Flannel compilation.