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At least he'll have fulfilled his lifelong ambition of appearing in an advert for Premium Bonds.

Just had a look at the lineup, hardly seems worth it without Daz Sampson. Very few things are really.

Off to this tonight: http://www.ukeurovision.com/

That one was particularly good. I'm doing OK. Knocking out the times in the gym, but I haven't done anywhere near enough on the road yet. There's time though.

Fuck me, talk about lazy journalism ! The cynic in me can't help but wonder what the Mail would think if a middle-aged man cut out this feature and kept it in his "special scrapbook", say.

What does that mean btw? It's actually higher than that but we'll ignore urban areas? Just bad use of English I would imagine. Aye. "In Sweden, the figure is 10%, which is low" basically. Doesn't read quite as smoothly that way though.

Good piece, that.

Couldn't give a fuck about the people wetting their pants on either side of this debate, but I just had to bump this:

Plenty of oily fish. Even if they do leave it to rot in a barrel for six months first.

Ah Steve. Big up to you mate. Can't help you on the action photo front just yet, but they've only gone and given me a pink running vest, so I'm sure there'll be some sexy pics on the Facebook group before long.

The better half and I are gradually working out the details of a 5th anniversary trip that needs to take in NYC, San Francisco, Nashville and Dollywood.

You just don't listen. Typical bloke. That reminds me, do you want to come round for Sarnies, beer and football on the weekend? I was going to turn up, invite or no invite. Is it my turn to bring the beer or the granary bread or both? If you like whisky that tastes like burnt bacon, you can help yourself. Hmm. If we soak the bread in it before doing the sausages, does that consitute a farmhouse breakfast?

You just don't listen. Typical bloke. That reminds me, do you want to come round for Sarnies, beer and football on the weekend? I was going to turn up, invite or no invite. Is it my turn to bring the beer or the granary bread or both?

In many ways, this place took a turn for the worse with Lou's departure. Potentially controversial view, I realise.

You just don't listen. Typical bloke.

You wanna hope so. ?

Welcome to the forum, circa now. It's horrible.

I assume he never accepted a Christmas present either.

Fucking hell.

Hamilton is fuming.

Magma son, you're a credit to the human race.

Weren't you a ballboy too? I'm starting to think you're the "insider" we've had to suffer in the press for the last [x] seasons.

....just coming. Shit. First Magma beats me to an obvious punchline, and now this.

Magma beat me to (a variant on) the obvious joke. My Toontastic career is officially over.

I bowled up at the team training session in Katrineholm, Sweden (where my mother's side of the family is from) during the club's pre-season tour in 1988 for the sole purpose of pestering everyone for their autograph. Got me on the front page of the local newspaper and everything. (Hey, it's a small town.) Looking at the book now, apparently I asked some of them several times. Mirandinha's is a particularly pleasing lazy squiggle.