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Fuckloads of plastic surgery? I don't know a thing about the art, but I can't imagine it's good for you.

Nowt wrong with that tbh. "I didn't care for his music" is one of the most reasonable bits of stick that'll come his way over the next few days I'm sure.

He was on while it was still unconfirmed. Didn't seem any the wiser.

Aye, BBC called it about ten minutes ago. They weren't even willing to call the 9/11 attacks "terrorism" until well after the towers collapsed, so I reckon we can safely say it's legit. I'm actually weirdly gutted, as much of a freakish creation as Jacko had become. For several years there he was pop music, just a shame about the stuff that followed, whoever's fault it was.

Fuck's sake.

Aye, nobody running it beyond one website yet, but you have to wonder...

Some of the above.

Speaking of untimely deaths, I had no idea (until now) that Steven Wells had carked it.

Wow.

R.I.P.

I'm having a Knorkator marathon today. Lovely jubbly.

"It's my time, it's my time, my moment, I'm not going to let go of iiiiiiit."

I used to think your main hobby was wanking in the mirror while posting on here. Now I realise it's wanking in the mirror with a DS9 DVD on in the background. You obviously knew the reference (unfortunately Fop just made it up though ) Of course I did, it's just nice to see you operate on a similarly nerdy level. Nice backpedal though.

I used to think your main hobby was wanking in the mirror while posting on here. Now I realise it's wanking in the mirror with a DS9 DVD on in the background.

Craig Bellamy

Too hot to sleep is when it's too hot to sleep

Happy birthday!

Except whenever your cock's anywhere near a lass, etc. etc.

I meant the latter part. Well, no, I just wanted an excuse to use my new word really.

What are you talking about, you utter thalid? Happy birthday ChriszyD!

Thing is though, re the surfaces bit, grass (at Wimbledon) is very similar to hard courts now in terms of the bounce, pace etc. Especially in the second week. Not saying J69 isn't a cock btw Any idea what's expected weather-wise? I thought it was going to be sunny this week, but showers incoming.(although centre court's got a roof now, doesn't it?) First the lottery numbers, now a poorly disguised attempt to avoid having to look at the weather forecast in thelondonpaper so you know whether to take a coat to work tomorrow... truly, your laziness knows no bounds.

Now that I'd like to see in the missing words round on HIGNFY.

Radcliffe's an amateur. I hear Murray once took a piss and a runny dump in the tramlines on Centre Court then wiped his arse with an English flag.

Honestly, you turn your back for the weekend and people start getting married. Congrats mate.

Proper Magma'd.