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I suspect FloJo and Kratochvilova will still hold their records in 2025 and 2020 respectively, but that's probably not quite what you're after. What a babe though. Certainly ticks all my boxes.

I suspect FloJo and Kratochvilova will still hold their records in 2025 and 2020 respectively, but that's probably not quite what you're after.

Well, you're just Mr Happy funtimes aren't you?! I'm the forum equivalent of a spiked drink.

External drives are notoriously susceptible to giving up the ghost after the slightest jolt, in my experience anyway. I haven't a clue what you should be doing about it but I'd start assuming the worst so you're not unpleasantly surprised if it does all turn out to be unrecoverable.

Happy birthday big boy!

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I'm always slightly suspicious of any bloke who doesn't like footballers.

Useless Scottish twat.

Except the bedroom where they disrupt your sleep patterns IIRC Bloody things get shot of them!! Sleep patterns? I ditched mine yeeeears ago.

COME ON SURROGATE TIM

John Barrowman is a cunt of the highest order.

I realise Gary Barlow's let himself go a bit, but that's harsh.

Funniest thing you've posted yet.

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"Sexy Beast" followed by the first fifteen minutes of Bergman's "Winter Light". I was in a Travelodge.

Aye. Her "A Hundred Miles Or More" compilation is a decent starting point and all.

Friend of mine came back from a trip to Cuba with a bottle of the "second best rum in the world" - I forget the name. He built it up as something incredibly special. It wasn't. But then rum isn't really my drink, so I may be something of a Palestine in that regard.

I live in a household that hears an awful lot of the Dixie Chicks, Patty Loveless, Reba McEntire, Gretchen Peters, Trisha Yearwood and so on, so if it's the girly end of the market you're after, I could recommend stuff all night. Two recent albums I'd definitely suggest you check out are "Rattlin' Bones" by Kasey Chambers and Shane Nicholson (even though they're Aussies - hey, who says it has to be authentic Nashville?) and "Coal" by Kathy Mattea, which - for all it's inspired by the hills of Kentucky - should strike a chord with anyone with Tyneside roots. I'll ask the better half for some more blokey recommendations at some point. Brad Paisley springs to mind, but don't quote me on that.

Thought this thread was going to be about St. Georg too.

Is it just me who thinks aces are terribly dull? I don't understand why the crowd gets so worked up about a decent ace, I mean surely there's something fundamentally flawed about a sport where you can win a point on a 40-shot rally then immediately lose the advantage just because your opponent can serve quickly. Then again, I suppose a scrappy goal from two yards out is worth the same as a Messi dribblefest.

*buzz* Repetition

He was a gym instructor and now he's a fat bastard. At what point would he have encountered the concept of mates?

Ooh, I love a good angry shag. How much do you charge?

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