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I had a peppermint tea in Berlin last week that was an actual peppermint infusion, leaves in the glass type thing. I'll be sticking to teabags in future. (*awaits inevitable "teabagging" edit*)

likes to play chess in drag

Alsterwasser is by far the worst offender mentioned in this thread so far. For the uninitiated, it's what yer northern Germans call shandy.

clearly can't resist clicking on it anyway

wants it shaken not stirred

and only then? Especially then, but not only then. The happy hour part is particularly pertinent as a general rule, I find.

All cocktails are fine if you're out with your workmates and ordering pint-sized drinks during happy hour at a Mainz cocktail bar in an effort to scare the Germans and blot out the futility of your financial-translation-based existence.

is a lovely fluffy character with a wet nose

Wine's OK if you're out somewhere as long as there's two or more of you sharing a bottle, I reckon. Buying by the glass? Less so. Especially if it's rosé.

Even if one of your dads was Greg Evigan? Bloody hell, I watched that regularly and all.

That Schumacher/Coulthard incident and the fallout.

This thread is even more random than the random conversation thread. When did it become a bad thing to have somewhere to keep your stuff?

Home brew I'm guessing.... Depending on how literally you mean that, I may withdraw his invite to our bring-a-bottle housewarming.

Chilli mayo? That can't possibly be allowed.

Shhhhhh.

loves it really

Blowing hot and cold? Both literally and metaphorically. Or something.

Speaking of old skool, our boiler is playing up at the minute. I'm actually scared to call around for quotes in case I get one of you lot on the other end of the line.

Where's Blaydon when you need him? Wait, don't answer that.

Wait, is this GRC or word association?

Flibble.

And to any chimps, for that matter.

You must of said something to upset her for that to happen. "Schweinhund! Hande Hoch! Raus raus!" (copyright Commando comic) I imagine "Rein raus!" was more on his mind at the time.