Meenzer

We wouldnt look out of place in the top half of the table imo. We have a good manager, a quality stadium, a huge following and if we get the right players in, then like i said earlier, the future is bright. Your club on other hand.................................. The reason your on the back pages as much as you are is becuase of the simple fact that your club is in such a state atm, the majority of stories are mainly about who will take you over, will Shearer be manager and which players will be staying/going. Exiting stuff! if thats anything to be proud of then im happy for you. Your Friendly Mackem mask is slipping mate. You can't say anything we don't already know, all you are doing here is trying to rub our noses in it. It'll end in tears. Shall we do attendances yet? What are you doing here? Please God no. It'll end in a big club argument and they're gayer than Meenzer I like a big club.

So pathetic it's almost impressive.

This is what I thought too, except his BBC interview and victory speech the other night showed that he's perfectly capable of spinning the "we're not against any forruners who are hard-working" line ad infinitum. Whoever's trained him has trained him pretty well.

Aldi is great. There's no point expecting to be able to do your weekly shop there, but what they do well (and cheap), they do very well (and cheap).

Ricky Gervais

He just stole my point further up the page tbh I see Leazes and Stevie havent responded to any of the points in my post either? Thats the problem, if you scratch the surface you see how much of a joke party it is whose policies all focus on one point, immigration. Unfrotunately some of the less 'sensible and level headed' people such as the aforementioned are taken in like the bright flashy lights on a fruit machine and vote BNP at the elections not realising that if they actually got in our new PM would probably fall out with about 3 nuclear super powers in the space of a few weeks. Its not just the NHS that relies on non-white British people either. The Police Force, Armed Services, Financial industry, Law system etc. etc. etc. wouldnt survive if we just shipped them all off somewhere. And Stevie, you say you find some of the BNPs policies deplorable? Yet a few months ago you quite proudly stated you had voted for them/were a member of the party Now this encapsulates why you're a wank. Where did I ever say I was a member of the party, show me, please feel to show me. I said I voted for them in one election as a protest against the ridiculous immigration policies we currently have. My question to you is why say I said I was a member did you do it to a) wind me up b ) cos you're a wank or c) other? Of course I find some of their original policies deplorable, humane repatriation will never work, if they got in it would be a machine job outside their shops and forced on to vans down to Dover, but having said that do have good policies. Not least banning yank telly from our screens, their EU policy and limited coverage of all foreign sports. UKIP are the way forward and at 17% of the vote from 0% 10 years ago, we finally have hope that things will get better in terms of immigration. Why do you think we have these immigration policies? Because we are weak, no other reason, we try far too hard to make the world see us as a bastion of multi-culturalism, and a haven for people. Why do you think we have 3 times more asylum seekers than Germany, despite being half the size? Their language is almost impossible to learn and they're not as nice as us and they never had an empire so no brochure. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_former_German_colonies Calling that an "empire" would be a gross devaluation of the word.

Should be long enough for us to win a trophy. Europa McFranchise Elite Robot League 2037, here we come!

As an F1 Rejects devotee, I'm far more interested in the fact that Adrian Campos might be back as a team owner next year.

Button's blatantly going to win Sports Personality too, isn't he, just to really rub it in for Hamilton.

I suppose they're all interdependent really.

Who? Happy birthday fella.

They've just commissioned a new mural for a wall next to the local station. It used to be a picture of Jimi Hendrix, but it got vandalised, whereas the neighbouring images of Bob Marley and Maya Angelou remained untouched. So now we've got this instead: :icon_lol:

Just imagine if voting was compulsory like in some countries.

All three local councillors here are Green. I voted along party lines (i.e. Lib Dem) for once, since it's only the Europeans. Couldn't bring myself to do it last time round (London mayor/assembly) so I imagine another defection and they'd confiscate my membership card.

Its our home grown loons like this bloke who I worry about. Not foreigners looking for a better life for their families That whole case is just beyond horrendous.

I heard you like it up the Getreidegasse.

Mozart, more like.

People who say "etcetera" out loud.

Sweet.

Conceivably. I was trying to avoid the "leaving the house" thing as much as possible though. :icon_lol:

Cunt. Aye, maybe, got nowt else planned. Fancy hitting Greenwich if the weather's good? It's only a leg-stretch down the DLR for you miscreants, and it's rather nice.

Oh noes! A young person!

Wait, you posted this less than 20 minutes before quoting Trainspotting in another thread. I'm starting to think you're actually an undiscovered comic genius.

The word "outwith" pisses me off, for what it's worth. Particularly since it's not a real word.