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Ooooor I'll end up going out and getting a wholemeal loaf and a tin of beans and sausages. Ad man's dream come true or what.

On second thoughts, I might pass on lunch today.

Chris Hughton: Go Now Is My Favourite Moody Blues Track

There are only two counties that can be in, Lancashire, or Yorkshire, but the smart money would be on Yorkshire. The smart money is on Warwickshire.

If we're talking national culinary stereotypes, I feel our tinned delights could be improved by the application of a layer of spray-on cheese.

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The world will end when you pay £3 for a loaf of bread. I paid € 2.80 for a loaf the other day. You can do that quite easily in That Lahndan if you go to the right poncey deli.

I'll let you finish But Beyonce's haiku was The best ever made

Visions of them roping off the tinned goods aisle like they used to with alkiehol.

Once or twice at university before I learned to cook properly. It's grim as fuck like. Hits the hangover spot though.

The opposite in the next 100 years or so, if you believe the Global Warming MediaFuelled Conspiracy Cover Up......... ........(Help me out here Fop). In that case there's no point in spending millions on the infrastructure if it's only going to get swamped as we turn into a Scottish Highlands-sized island anyway.

The tides might dry up.

Mind you, they should be grateful they've been launched at all. When I was living there and had that unstoppable urge for a full English, I had to buy some imported no-brand American beans for something daft like €1.20 a tin.

I was talking about offshore, like the article was. NIMBY seems to equate to Not In The Sea Near Where I Live for these people. I've never really understood it. Obviously the "lack of wind" point is a valid one. They should build a couple next to the Toontastic server for a constant flow of hot air.

"They were popular TV presenters in the light entertainment genre." It's not so fucking hard, is it? People get wound up about the strangest old things...

...we've been Kanye'd!

Excellent. Now we just need to use them to slice the heads off every anti-wind farm NIMBY in the country, and bingo.

Wow. I do still wonder to what extent the team will be hauled over the coals, though - and Alonso in particular, if they can prove he was in on the deal too.

And I won't get to spin the wheel again.

I've never understood why people have a problem with telling which one is which. Ant is the one who looks like Ant, Dec is the one who looks like Dec. I prefer the Express's take on the matter, anyway.

It has indeed. This: ...is clearly no longer good enough. I'm thinking you should run a route between the microstates of Europe, just for comedy value.

Had no money left and they don't let you take it out of the country anyway. Which begs the question why there are any shops and bars at the airport at all really. I'm sure people do, but Serbian border police are scary creatures and I was beyond the point of wanting to tangle with them...

Once got stuck there for six hours with only a £1.50 drinks voucher from the airline as compensation. To be spent on non-alcoholic drinks only, even though beer was cheaper than Coke. It was fun.

Just stumbled across this footage of Martin Luther King being conferred an honorary degree at Newcastle University in November 1967. I suspect the server can't cope with more than a couple of people viewing at one time, but it's fantastic stuff if you can get a decent stream. http://www.ncl.ac.uk/alumni/assets/documents/mlkfootage.htm (Apologies if mentioned previously on here.)