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Mind you, they should be grateful they've been launched at all. When I was living there and had that unstoppable urge for a full English, I had to buy some imported no-brand American beans for something daft like €1.20 a tin.

I was talking about offshore, like the article was. NIMBY seems to equate to Not In The Sea Near Where I Live for these people. I've never really understood it. Obviously the "lack of wind" point is a valid one. They should build a couple next to the Toontastic server for a constant flow of hot air.

"They were popular TV presenters in the light entertainment genre." It's not so fucking hard, is it? People get wound up about the strangest old things...

...we've been Kanye'd!

Excellent. Now we just need to use them to slice the heads off every anti-wind farm NIMBY in the country, and bingo.

Wow. I do still wonder to what extent the team will be hauled over the coals, though - and Alonso in particular, if they can prove he was in on the deal too.

And I won't get to spin the wheel again.

I've never understood why people have a problem with telling which one is which. Ant is the one who looks like Ant, Dec is the one who looks like Dec. I prefer the Express's take on the matter, anyway.

It has indeed. This: ...is clearly no longer good enough. I'm thinking you should run a route between the microstates of Europe, just for comedy value.

Had no money left and they don't let you take it out of the country anyway. Which begs the question why there are any shops and bars at the airport at all really. I'm sure people do, but Serbian border police are scary creatures and I was beyond the point of wanting to tangle with them...

Once got stuck there for six hours with only a £1.50 drinks voucher from the airline as compensation. To be spent on non-alcoholic drinks only, even though beer was cheaper than Coke. It was fun.

Just stumbled across this footage of Martin Luther King being conferred an honorary degree at Newcastle University in November 1967. I suspect the server can't cope with more than a couple of people viewing at one time, but it's fantastic stuff if you can get a decent stream. http://www.ncl.ac.uk/alumni/assets/documents/mlkfootage.htm (Apologies if mentioned previously on here.)

This makes me so happy.

I caught a couple of minutes of Talksport discussing this yesterday, apparently we'll all have to carry a 'Paedophile Certificate'. Has Fish passed a CRB to be a mod btw? Craig's Regular Bedeviller?

The bastards wouldn't have me. My donation is contingent on you scowling at every volunteer and organiser you see.

I knew you were stalking me. You look like a fat Angus Young Meenzer? On my better days.

I knew you were stalking me.

It's Sunderland. They built the mountains in 342 BC.

http://www.moderator-of-doom.co.uk

Aye, even listening to loud music when you're out walking makes it that much more disorienting. Or at least I'm twice as careful when crossing roads but that might just be me.

The perfect time for the glorious return of....

Fuck me, that's actually not bad.

"burrglared"?