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Should have gone all-in with this:

King Charles's first statement getting the standard Twitter treatment, I see

See

Blunt language, German.

I assure you I do not. But their highlights have a habit of ending up in my timeline all the same.

What a day

Aye. "Deeply worried" was the line from the political commentators overnight when some people knew Diana was already dead but it wasn't official yet. That said, she's 96 and if she's going naturally, it'll probably take its time. No reason to suspect there's anything more than the family having been told she doesn't have long left so get yourselves here asap.

As if having to ad lib about the sewerage system while waiting for Thick Lizzy's speech wasn't enough. Poor fella.

Well, it's one way of achieving her long-term goals...

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

Tories 'Til We Die.

Just completely barmy

She's anti-gay, too, which is just what you want from the health secretary when there's a monkeypox outbreak on the go

Ukraine doesn't look very saved right now, mind. Is this like how Brexit is "done"?

Ideally to this