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Anyone remember Mr Rhaman's zips (might be a different name actually) that used to be advertised on Metro radio? Still can hear his voice now. Proof that it doesn't matter how shit the advert is, the important thing is getting it lodged in your brain. Replace the zip in trouser, shirt and jeans!

Just lining up this week's new purchases for initial investigation. Richmond Fontaine - We Used To Think The Freeway Sounded Like A River The Unthanks - Here's The Tender Coming

Maybe if you stopped consistently calling them things like that, they'd actually bother to listen to what you're saying. Have you ever been to toontastic before? Is this where I get to answer a question with another question rather than addressing it directly?

I just want your gaydar. Is that too much to ask?

Grabbed this too. Nice.

Maybe if you stopped consistently calling them things like that, they'd actually bother to listen to what you're saying.

Still 1. FSV Mainz 05. Back in the top flight and currently sitting comfortably in mid-table after a remarkably decent start to the season.

Or, erm, since John Major. How old are you?

The problem is that there was never any opportunity for those who knew it was wrong all along to make a difference. The ability to say "I told you so" is a pretty small reward when the future of your country has been fucked up by other people.

Things would have gone to shit. Just like they have anyway, but ever so slightly differently.

I 2nd that!! As long as she didn't talk, aye. Thats it, get them named and shamed the controversial arseholes But wait, if anyone who wouldn't do Lily Allen would technically be a forum gayer then technically I'd have to do them in order to prove their pinkitude. And I have a terribly busy social diary for October. There must be another way, surely?!

They're only the Russian champions. OK, I realise I might be betraying my Guardian-reading roots by saying that I've read several articles about them in The Fiver, but come on, they can't be that obscure?

Not ONE of us is going to make a penny in interest for the foreseeable future while we bail out irresponsible lenders and borrowers for decades to come, either. Woo-fucking-hoo.

I 2nd that!! As long as she didn't talk, aye.

They had those at Eurovision 2001 in Denmark. If we install them, I think they should play highlights of that every week at SJP.

Worryingly, mine seems to be working. For the record, i believe fop, i have no reason to disbelieve him really. He does see this board as a battle between himself and the rest of the world so it was telling he posted this information about himself, just before going on holiday only to resurrect it on his return. He claims that the responses to him are psychological goldmines but in doing so fatally reveals himself at the same time. Works both way basically. A bit like his bum. We should be introduced. I could make him a very happy bunny then glean useful information for the wider world by whispering sweet nothings in his ear as he dozes afterwards. Fop baby, what's your gaydar ID? A toontastic honey trap! Answer the question.

Worryingly, mine seems to be working. For the record, i believe fop, i have no reason to disbelieve him really. He does see this board as a battle between himself and the rest of the world so it was telling he posted this information about himself, just before going on holiday only to resurrect it on his return. He claims that the responses to him are psychological goldmines but in doing so fatally reveals himself at the same time. Works both way basically. A bit like his bum. We should be introduced. I could make him a very happy bunny then glean useful information for the wider world by whispering sweet nothings in his ear as he dozes afterwards. Fop baby, what's your gaydar ID?

The mental strength gleaned from knowing that Fop frantically ruts his pillow every time he watches the clip.

More homophobia. Hardly mate, the fact that you think so says more about you. Time for you to open the closet door though. You do get gay homophobes, weirdly enough. I hate most gays, and so does my better half. Fop's totally screaming, for what it's worth.

Aha... the truth slowly starts to emerge.

I can't believe it took me this long to realise Fop was a Muscle Mary. I think my obscure sub-genre gaydar needs an MOT.

I've always been quick to defend the notion that, the law notwithstanding, you can be both "underage" and consensual - I can't be the only person on here who was, after all - but there's a lot about this case that has never quite sat right. (And I'm not just talking about the lass after he was finished with her.) It's going to be very interesting to see how this plays out, if it ever really does.

I always thought 8 Out Of 10 Cats showed Dave Spikey up to be a bit of a comedy charlatan. All he ever did was answer questions with "Is it [something obviously wrong]?" so that he could deliver a bit of his stand-up routine about that subject.

Is he still trying to be Notorious B.I.G? No, because people have heard of him whilst he's still alive. Pretty sure by the time Biggie died he was arguably the biggest arse in hip-hop like.