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I've sort of grown tired of Coupland after jPod and The Gum Thief were so underwhelming, to be honest. Will surely check it out sooner or later though.

Nah, I'd say that makes you human. Something that sadly can't be said about them.

Got through a bunch of library stuff on holiday last week, mostly fairly lightweight - Pies and Prejudice (canny), Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now (likewise but slightly less so), Millions Of Women Are Waiting To Meet You (self-indulgent but diverting), The Tesseract (surprisingly satisfactory), Becoming A Man ( and fascinating), Burden of Ashes ( and impenetrable, which some would say is a contradiction in terms), How To Have A No. 1 Hit Single (grossly self-indulgent, but bonus points for Eurovision-related content), and - unfortunately - The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas (I know it's a children's book, but what a load of insulting, ill-informed, patronising, implausible old twaddle). I suppose I ought to shoot for something a bit higher-end next time, but hey, it's poolside reading.

Come on then, on tenterhooks here. I bet you it's Partick Thistle.

Anyone remember Mr Rhaman's zips (might be a different name actually) that used to be advertised on Metro radio? Still can hear his voice now. Proof that it doesn't matter how shit the advert is, the important thing is getting it lodged in your brain. Replace the zip in trouser, shirt and jeans!

Just lining up this week's new purchases for initial investigation. Richmond Fontaine - We Used To Think The Freeway Sounded Like A River The Unthanks - Here's The Tender Coming

Maybe if you stopped consistently calling them things like that, they'd actually bother to listen to what you're saying. Have you ever been to toontastic before? Is this where I get to answer a question with another question rather than addressing it directly?

I just want your gaydar. Is that too much to ask?

Grabbed this too. Nice.

Maybe if you stopped consistently calling them things like that, they'd actually bother to listen to what you're saying.

Still 1. FSV Mainz 05. Back in the top flight and currently sitting comfortably in mid-table after a remarkably decent start to the season.

Or, erm, since John Major. How old are you?

The problem is that there was never any opportunity for those who knew it was wrong all along to make a difference. The ability to say "I told you so" is a pretty small reward when the future of your country has been fucked up by other people.

Things would have gone to shit. Just like they have anyway, but ever so slightly differently.

I 2nd that!! As long as she didn't talk, aye. Thats it, get them named and shamed the controversial arseholes But wait, if anyone who wouldn't do Lily Allen would technically be a forum gayer then technically I'd have to do them in order to prove their pinkitude. And I have a terribly busy social diary for October. There must be another way, surely?!

They're only the Russian champions. OK, I realise I might be betraying my Guardian-reading roots by saying that I've read several articles about them in The Fiver, but come on, they can't be that obscure?

Not ONE of us is going to make a penny in interest for the foreseeable future while we bail out irresponsible lenders and borrowers for decades to come, either. Woo-fucking-hoo.

I 2nd that!! As long as she didn't talk, aye.

They had those at Eurovision 2001 in Denmark. If we install them, I think they should play highlights of that every week at SJP.

Worryingly, mine seems to be working. For the record, i believe fop, i have no reason to disbelieve him really. He does see this board as a battle between himself and the rest of the world so it was telling he posted this information about himself, just before going on holiday only to resurrect it on his return. He claims that the responses to him are psychological goldmines but in doing so fatally reveals himself at the same time. Works both way basically. A bit like his bum. We should be introduced. I could make him a very happy bunny then glean useful information for the wider world by whispering sweet nothings in his ear as he dozes afterwards. Fop baby, what's your gaydar ID? A toontastic honey trap! Answer the question.

Worryingly, mine seems to be working. For the record, i believe fop, i have no reason to disbelieve him really. He does see this board as a battle between himself and the rest of the world so it was telling he posted this information about himself, just before going on holiday only to resurrect it on his return. He claims that the responses to him are psychological goldmines but in doing so fatally reveals himself at the same time. Works both way basically. A bit like his bum. We should be introduced. I could make him a very happy bunny then glean useful information for the wider world by whispering sweet nothings in his ear as he dozes afterwards. Fop baby, what's your gaydar ID?

The mental strength gleaned from knowing that Fop frantically ruts his pillow every time he watches the clip.

More homophobia. Hardly mate, the fact that you think so says more about you. Time for you to open the closet door though. You do get gay homophobes, weirdly enough. I hate most gays, and so does my better half. Fop's totally screaming, for what it's worth.

Aha... the truth slowly starts to emerge.