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Brilliant stuff. Even relatively mundane things like seeing the area around Grey's Monument pre-pedestrianisation is enough to hook me in.

Might I be so impertinent as to ask how she died? Was it because of her sordid and debaucherous lifestyle? And even if it wasn't, would you mind if I suggest that it was?

And hang on a second. "Tragic"? She's only willing to see Gately's death as "tragic" if we're willing to accept that the coroner is wrong and the fact that he smoked a joint and he and his husband might have been having a threesome that night - neither of which straight couples ever do, naturally - is proof enough that he died in some sordid GAY BUMSECKS-related way (without being able to qualify what that might actually be, of course - the little-known Gay Shame Sofa Death Syndrome perhaps?). Oh, and as long as we're willing to admit that the death of someone who's in a civil partnership undermines the very concept of civil partnerships and exposes "the ooze of a very different and more dangerous lifestyle". Ooze that has EVIL AIDS JUICE in it, no doubt. Come on.

Football messageboard... national newspaper... football messageboard... national newspaper...

The French Heskey

The cheery face of British journalism at its finest: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-...ng-death--.html

I love our approach to Danish names btw. "Bjørn? I think you mean Benny." "Preben? I think you mean Benny." I'm surprised we didn't find some way of making "Jon Dahl" into "Benny" too.

Class

Au contraire, proper protection is very important.

If modding was about having a sense of humour, the admin team would look rather different. Oh, and this place would have fallen apart years ago.

FYP. Your mother must be so proud.

I was actually quite enjoying today.

Høppy børthday!

Cock. Bit harsh like.

BLUTWURST

Even a stopped clock posts something inadvertently amusing on a messageboard from time to time. Or something.

"Outsing"? Come on, decent humour needs to have at least a grain of truth in it.

Aye, I'd love the look on your face if we all showed up for dinner. Have a time.

Plus he's inherited a country that's fucked in a world that's fucked. On the plus side, so will Cameron.

I love the fact that Faye from Steps is in it. Completely bizarre.

Nah, that was always part of the plan. I mean, these days it's not expected for the stag-do to be the night before the wedding is it? True. Particularly if the wedding isn't being held in Munich.

Just bear in mind that Oktoberfest mostly takes place in September. Bavarians.

What worries me is the proposed new voting powers which gives the big four a massive advantage. Undemocratic? You betcha!! It really is just like Eurovision then. So, that'll be a yes vote from you I take it. Naturally. Treaty of Lisbon, twelve points. Traité de Lisbonne, douze points.