Meenzer

Or this

Also, wanking into a carton of pineapple juice makes for a cheery breakfast surprise.

Whoops.

Xmas Alf will emerge from hibernation on the first Sunday of Advent and not a moment sooner.

Makes me think of SModcast and this: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/...Kyrgyzstan.html

Fucking w00t. So can I, and my wrists are limper than a tray of Subway lettuce.

Says it all really Louise Taylor will still find a way to make this our fault for singing songs about bombs.

Just a figure of speech. Don't worry your pretty little head about it.

Am I really the only person who doesn't give a shit about "justice" when it comes to international football? If the "best" team won every time, Brazil would have a World Cup count in the double figures (and England wouldn't have any). Part of the appeal of the World Cup is that it's not like a 38-game league season - ridiculous things happen, improbable things happen, unpredictable things happen and it's all the better for it.

We do stay in the moment for at least a few seconds, you know. Unless you like to gargle with it for half an hour before gulping.

1. Illegal Muslim refugees from Poland cumming on my lass's face while claiming benefits 2. ... 3. ... 4. ... 5. Profit

you seem to suggest it's impossible to have a varied sex life and an emotionally invested relationship? Blatantly like your lass to shit on a glass table while you lie under it. Who doesnt? Only Fish's lass I suppose. Depends who is offering to clean the table like. He's invited me round to watch the match tonight. Should I be concerned?

As for the original topic, is it really that different to expecting a lass to swallow rather than spit?

All over your face? I was going to say all over his tits, but me and Meenzer defo on the same wavelength. Other than picking out flowers for Noelie's funeral obviously. I'll have you know I had nothing to say on the matter! Talk about putting words into my mouth. Then again, considering what you could put into my mouth under inspiration from this thread, I shall curb my indignation. (All over your face.)

All over your face?

If you're asking whether it exists at all, it does. "Regular occurrence" is a different matter.

Fuck's sake.

I'll raise a whisky to that. One of the best by one of the best.

http://www.freakingnews.com/Celebrities-Up...tures--2433.asp

Because Hamilton is actually good.

Indeed. The "Oasis = Steps" comparison holds water.

Keane used that argument. But theres a difference. Ireland werent asking for a penalty, they werent cheating, the ref just made a total fuck up If he knew there was nothing wrong, he should still have owned up.

Whereas nobody would ever be pissed off by British-born Algerians celebrating the latter's qualification in Trafalgar Square. Oh wait...

I'd love the Georgian government to wade in with a sly call for a replay because of this particular travesty.