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All those "facts" in those encylopaedias are predictable as fuck, too. You know what they're going to say before you even read them, the dull cunts.

Duly nicked for Facebook status update.

The overriding message I got from tonight's show is just how fucked Labour are going to be at the next election. If only the alternatives were any cop...

What's worse is they list the number of injuries there've been in the last six months and it's always something like 30-odd. When did people lose the ability to walk without twatting themselves in the process? Broken Britain tbh.

It'd be an interesting challenge for those who simply must have the new shirt every season, dahling.

FilmFour showed "Second Best" the other night - don't know if it'll be on again, as it'd been the best part of a decade since I last saw it on the telly, but it's a simply lovely piece of low-key, understated British drama - the kind of thing we (putting my nationalist hat on for a moment) do so well. (Needless to say, the linked Wiki synopsis doesn't remotely do it justice.) Do check it out if it turns up at some point.

Class.

At last, a legitimate excuse for using the Fat Bastard Lift to Level 7!

It's "it's", for that matter.

I always knew Cherie Lunghi was a trailblazer.

Didn't say I'd leave it for a bottle of drops dd I. Just don't want to end up in the wrong queue at the docs and get gassed. I remember my sheer joy at finding a doctor in Hamburg who actually prescribed pills for things rather than trying to cure you with mint leaves, yoga and positive thinking. Naturally, he wasn't German.

Lots of laymen have too. As I've always said, the only plus to the Tories getting in is that the shit is really going to hit the fan under their watch. You just worry about what they'll do to resolve it.

Hughton for permanent boss

Can I just point out, as if it wasn't spectacularly fucking obvious already, that I do think he deserves to be champion?

Magma's parents not amused.

It's more the way in which Button's perceived to have won it, though, isn't it? If his wins had been spread throughout the season with the others picking up victories either side, it'd be an entirely different matter. As it is, he benefited from the early advantage the Brawn car had, then basically clung on with his fingernails for the second half of the season - hence "underwhelming". Nothing wrong with that, it's just the way the game works - but I hope you and Craig are right and he goes on to prove the doubters wrong next year.

On my mum's side, it's pretty much centred around the same Swedish village and looks like a Spirograph pattern. On my dad's side, it stops dead three generations ago when the family name was changed arbitrarily to cover up what we believe to be a series of strange and unusual crimes. Brilliant.

Excellent.

Interest rates have to go up eventually mind.

Ireland-France Portugal-Bosnia & Herzegovina Greece-Ukraine Russia-Slovenia

World Cup play-off draw coming up. I imagine all of the unseeded teams will be crossing their fingers and praying for Greece...

I took it more as a cumulative comment on Stephen Fry's omnipresence than a real satire on the Moir case, but I see where you're coming from.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebri...y-200910192148/ Fair point, like.

I honestly think Button will go down in history as one of the more underwhelming world champions unless he can repeat the feat (or come reasonably close) next year. Not saying he deserves that fate, but just like last year, it's been another season where nobody has really dominated per se. That said, good on him for getting a break with a decent car after years of plugging away - and as for his second half of the season, sure, it's not been spectacular, but grinding out 0-0 draws and 1-0 wins is an accepted way of winning a league title once you've established a lead, so hey.