Meenzer

As for the original topic, is it really that different to expecting a lass to swallow rather than spit?

All over your face? I was going to say all over his tits, but me and Meenzer defo on the same wavelength. Other than picking out flowers for Noelie's funeral obviously. I'll have you know I had nothing to say on the matter! Talk about putting words into my mouth. Then again, considering what you could put into my mouth under inspiration from this thread, I shall curb my indignation. (All over your face.)

All over your face?

If you're asking whether it exists at all, it does. "Regular occurrence" is a different matter.

Fuck's sake.

I'll raise a whisky to that. One of the best by one of the best.

http://www.freakingnews.com/Celebrities-Up...tures--2433.asp

Because Hamilton is actually good.

Indeed. The "Oasis = Steps" comparison holds water.

Keane used that argument. But theres a difference. Ireland werent asking for a penalty, they werent cheating, the ref just made a total fuck up If he knew there was nothing wrong, he should still have owned up.

Whereas nobody would ever be pissed off by British-born Algerians celebrating the latter's qualification in Trafalgar Square. Oh wait...

I'd love the Georgian government to wade in with a sly call for a replay because of this particular travesty.

Well yeah, they've always been to proper music what Steps were to pop. But at least Steps knew when to quit.

Let's all boogie to the sound of talentless blokey dirge!

On it's daughter! Touché. (In a naughty place.)

As if any of the cases that article cites were in any way as important as extra-time in a decisive World Cup qualifier. Once he'd handled the ball (whether you believe it was instinctive, deliberate or a bit of both), there was no way he could win - own up or not, he gets crucified either way.

Aye, sorry, I should have mentioned I knew that already (it's a fascinating read, mind). It was just interesting to see first-hand just quite how passionate they were about it, even in London, compared with how comparatively calm they'll be when they go out with a whimper in the group stages (proabably).

Back in the day, my teenage posse went through a brief phase of alternating Mayfair nights with trips to the Jazz Cafe - still decked out in full metal regalia, natch, because that's subversive. I have no idea what we were fucking doing.

Trafalgar Square was absolutely packed with Algerians tonight, fireworks, blaring trumpets and all. You get the impression beating Egypt is far more important to them than what actually happens at the World Cup...

So resembling a drowned rat is a better look? That's a heterosexual drowned rat though. The only thing gayer than an umbrella that a bloke can carry/use is a man bag. I'm going to have to put bumming other men up there. I bet you are. If you carry a man around with you for use in bumming emergencies, I'd have to agree.

Lets get one thing straight Martin, Luca was absolute fucking dog-shit! Nahh, he was dogshit under extenuating circumstances. Crucial difference. ...yeah yeah, OK, but you already know I'm the anti-MattM4/Ameobi when it comes to Luca.

Speaking of which, I hope poor old Luca Badoer is feeling a little better about himself given how utterly rubbish an experienced and active driver in the shape of Fisichella turned out to be in the same car.

Rumours doing the rounds that they've approached Schumacher. If true I may pass out. It'll turn out to be true. But it'll be Ralf.

I wanted something involving the islets of Langerhans at first, but the effort involved was starting to get thoroughly disproportionate.