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We can't sell our houses any more so we have to actually use them to live and eat in rather than as investment showrooms.

Any more of this and I'm going to start taking it as a come-on.

Уроки в конце весны / Lessons at the End of Spring. Cheery late-Soviet-era stuff. Thoroughly recommended if you're in a bit of a mood already.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=26238

Never liked Smith , until this season where he has looked really good playing as a holding midfielder , far better than Butt. I really hope we can hang on to him . Slight contradiction. No it isn't, you fucking prick.

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She'd better not be, I came here looking for a fag-hag not a fag-fag.

No shit, Sherlock Or why distillers produce whisky as strong as whisky?

The Twilight Saga: New Moon reviewed in fine style: http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/9312/the-tw...-saga-new-moon/

Did apostrophes cost extra or something?

Tbf that period was quite tongue in cheek. And recognising irony is one of the greatest strengths of neanderthals everywhere.

Or this

Also, wanking into a carton of pineapple juice makes for a cheery breakfast surprise.

Whoops.

Xmas Alf will emerge from hibernation on the first Sunday of Advent and not a moment sooner.

Makes me think of SModcast and this: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/...Kyrgyzstan.html

Fucking w00t. So can I, and my wrists are limper than a tray of Subway lettuce.

Says it all really Louise Taylor will still find a way to make this our fault for singing songs about bombs.

Just a figure of speech. Don't worry your pretty little head about it.

Am I really the only person who doesn't give a shit about "justice" when it comes to international football? If the "best" team won every time, Brazil would have a World Cup count in the double figures (and England wouldn't have any). Part of the appeal of the World Cup is that it's not like a 38-game league season - ridiculous things happen, improbable things happen, unpredictable things happen and it's all the better for it.

We do stay in the moment for at least a few seconds, you know. Unless you like to gargle with it for half an hour before gulping.

1. Illegal Muslim refugees from Poland cumming on my lass's face while claiming benefits 2. ... 3. ... 4. ... 5. Profit

you seem to suggest it's impossible to have a varied sex life and an emotionally invested relationship? Blatantly like your lass to shit on a glass table while you lie under it. Who doesnt? Only Fish's lass I suppose. Depends who is offering to clean the table like. He's invited me round to watch the match tonight. Should I be concerned?

As for the original topic, is it really that different to expecting a lass to swallow rather than spit?