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Doesnt fancy Cheryl Cole and insists he is straight. Well one of them is a fucking lie! Tbf what's he supposed to say? 'Yes, I do fancy the pants off my friend and mentor, who is married to a millionaire footballer. This will not make our working relationship in any way awkward'. "I'm 18, for fuck's sake. You work it out" would be a start. Well, any semblance of personality and autonomous thinking would be a start.

And that's without even having to put "Wearside" in the thread title.

See, that's the thing. I bought it because, after much consideration, I decided it's just a bit of a giggle. Like the Christmas number one should be. I'd rather it'd been, I dunno, the JCB Song or "Mad World" or Gordon Haskell or one of the other interlopers we've had in previous festive seasons, but anything that gets Simon Cowell riled enough to put on his lemon-sucking face and complain about how "unfair" it is that the X Factor isn't being allowed to steamroller its way to Christmas number one must have some merit to it. Even if it does just boil down to "fuck you I'll put money in your pockets whichever way I want to".

I bought it too, largely because I had a quid in my Amazon mp3 account, it only costs 29p there and I was spending 69p on a friend's new single at the same time, thereby helping to encourage ultra-indie grassroots music. Or something. I still feel a little unclean though.

Physical CD of the X Factor song isn't out yet though. As soon as housewives can shovel five copies into their trolley at the Tesco checkout, it's game over for the ol' packaged teen rebellion shebang.

It's "personality" as a synonym for "celebrity", shirley?

Fucking hell. Aye, that's humour for you. Whereas that is fucking hilarious.

Happy birthday Dexter!

Happy birthday Noelie!

Happy birthday Gemmill!

Getting a lot of lurve out of this as usual: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Songs-Christmas-Su...9092&sr=8-2

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

If he just needs to keep fit for the World Cup, surely any team will do.

Does the same go for the match? If it's the under-16s and your hands are under your dirty mac the whole time, then probably.

You could add half a dozen Eurovision songs too. But please don't.

Well exactly. It's a pre-election budget though, unworkable soundbite-ism is practically guaranteed.

Sent back to Poland and Lithuania via Western Union.

Bummers are deaf.

Absolutely fuck-all. Sit back, enjoy the ride, and have a good whisky ready to sup from a balcony while surveying the chaos when it all goes to hell.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/indianfoodmadeeasy/

Used to love going to the Abaton in the afternoons. Aye. Can't remember how long you were in HH, was the English-language cinema on the Steindamm ("City" I think it was called) still around when you first bowled up? It disappeared between the end of my year abroad in mid-2000 and my triumphant return in early 2004, but it got me through the aforementioned traumatic time with a fine diet of South Park, the Sixth Sense and all points inbetween.

I know some people frown upon it, but I quite enjoy it if the film is right. Particularly if it's during the day or late at night when you don't feel quite so spectacularly friendless.

I can't believe you're suggesting we buy him, he'd be ridiculously expensive. </J69>

with his left foot, right foot, head, left ear, right ear, backside, nose and his cock. Like he has a left foot.