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"Hello. My name is Giuseppe Bergomi. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

I can't believe Scotland didn't use the same shorts in 1990 as in 1986. They were delightful.

Genuinely surprised Manchester isn't in the final shake-up.

It's the Labour party conference, it'd be a bit of a surprise if he didn't

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We're in the same position - equal parts wanting the housing market to finally do something that benefits us after years of the opposite, and not wanting literally almost everyone we know to have to suffer financially purely in order for us to be able to afford to buy. Crapitalism, eh? Anyway, at least the Truss bounce is going well:

'Tached your post

We deserve to die out.

Aw, that scute.

Anyway, thread title duly changed

Visions of Craig sticking a fiver in the pub jukebox and putting the Cartoons' "Witch Doctor" on repeat until everyone cracks a smile.

'Can't, she's dead'

I actually know him (to say hello to), he does a bunch of the running events I do. He was dressed like that at the 10k on Wednesday too. Hope he had a laundry day in the meantime.

There's one part that's definitely the Nazi motif from the Indiana Jones films

Aye. Thing is, I'm not fundamentally against all sentiment like that. I think "the country is unimaginable without you" and "forever in our hearts" are normal enough things to say if you're a royalist and a long-lived monarch dies. But where the fuck does the rest of it come from? As for the marmalade sandwich/Paddington spirit guide thing that seems to have taken hold, I thought this was a good read: https://artreview.com/the-queen-paddington-fantasy-image-of-britain/

At least they're all acting perfectly normally.

There's a cost of living crisis on, you've got to make your own entertainment

Does it let you make her captain?

You'll be glad to hear that Paul Merson is absolutely gutted.

I'm hoping a return to normal interest rates might at least put an end to some of the more ridiculous asking prices out there. I've learned not to rely on any kind of sanity where the housing market is concerned though.

How are we not calling it The Queueen, by the way?