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I'm only up from the 27th to the 30th but hopefully see some of you lot for drinks before/after the Derby match if you've recovered from the Saturday by then.

Irony? They wish they were that clever.

Yeah, but "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" is the mature and considered response to Simon Cowell's one-man campaign to rape all music. Or something.

Vulnerable - Radio Silence EP http://www.invulnerable.co.uk

We can't sell our houses any more so we have to actually use them to live and eat in rather than as investment showrooms.

Any more of this and I'm going to start taking it as a come-on.

Уроки в конце весны / Lessons at the End of Spring. Cheery late-Soviet-era stuff. Thoroughly recommended if you're in a bit of a mood already.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=26238

Never liked Smith , until this season where he has looked really good playing as a holding midfielder , far better than Butt. I really hope we can hang on to him . Slight contradiction. No it isn't, you fucking prick.

http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html

She'd better not be, I came here looking for a fag-hag not a fag-fag.

No shit, Sherlock Or why distillers produce whisky as strong as whisky?

The Twilight Saga: New Moon reviewed in fine style: http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/9312/the-tw...-saga-new-moon/

Did apostrophes cost extra or something?

Tbf that period was quite tongue in cheek. And recognising irony is one of the greatest strengths of neanderthals everywhere.

Or this

Also, wanking into a carton of pineapple juice makes for a cheery breakfast surprise.

Whoops.

Xmas Alf will emerge from hibernation on the first Sunday of Advent and not a moment sooner.

Makes me think of SModcast and this: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/...Kyrgyzstan.html

Fucking w00t. So can I, and my wrists are limper than a tray of Subway lettuce.

Says it all really Louise Taylor will still find a way to make this our fault for singing songs about bombs.

Just a figure of speech. Don't worry your pretty little head about it.