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It's grim up north!

Bloody hell man. Anyway, I'm a rightie for some things and a leftie for others. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

His kids must've moved back up here have they? Aye, I was wondering about that, decent and devoted family man that he is.

Donnerwetter

Get the passport office shenanigans sorted Brockles?

WTF? Change it back, it scares me! It's just another side of good old cute 'n' cuddly Alf!

Just about sums you up - knowledge of any kind, especially of the wider world is mistrusted and abused. Seriously though, that's a new low even for Leazes. Knowing that Patel isn't a Muslim name means you're a terrorist sympathiser. ah, I've upset you dear It'd take an awful lot more than that, my little honeybunch. Just kicking back with a Woo Woo and enjoying the show.

Just about sums you up - knowledge of any kind, especially of the wider world is mistrusted and abused. Seriously though, that's a new low even for Leazes. Knowing that Patel isn't a Muslim name means you're a terrorist sympathiser.

Oo, good point mind. Just changed mine.

no. I dunno... they come on our forums, restricting our freedom of speech...

OK, now I feel less bad about my post-pub habit of tucking into toast and gravy.

Can I just interject by pointing out how utterly ridiculous the term "do-gooder" is? Kneejerk Daily Mail-speak of the lowest order.

Ray and the Ging Homs - Your Children Caught You Fucking A Horse

Be serious, purleez. How they gonna get all that on the front of the drum??? It's OK, it's pronounced "Albin". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_law_in...mnckssqlbb11116

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Which brings us back to this yet again...

Seems harsh - "Walking On Sunshine" wasn't that bad...

A couple of years back I got every UK number one sorted by year. Just got round to hoying them on my ipod recently and thoroughly enjoyed this one. It's no Doop like.

Oh good

I summarised the article: Next!

Now if he could just start stating fuck-all.

Full time. 2-1 to Reading. Camera focuses on tearful Scouse kid in the stands.

An appropriate comparison...

BBC: "Great few days for treble-scoring, isn't it? Messi, Tevez and now Lovenkrands."